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Greatest. Political ad. Ever.

(Still.)

At least gay eskimo transsexuals actually exist - as opposed to Iraqi WMDs. Perhaps if the NIH studies had included the mating rituals of Congressional GOP delegates there'd be an extra $507 billion in the kitty right now. No, not *that* Kitty...

As great as the ad is, Paul R. Nelson's approval message at the end tops it off. If I hold my nose and say "I'm Paul R. Nelson, and I approve this message," I sound exactly like that endorsement.

I know several people on Capitol Hill who are longtime subscribers to "Gay Eskimo Transsexuals" magazine.

I know several people on Capitol Hill who are longtime subscribers to "Gay Eskimo Transsexual" magazine.

Didn't Janet Reno used to be the Editor-in-Chief?

Paul R. Nelson has been getting a LOT of coverage by Opie and Anthony. they love the guy for his complete douchiness. One of his ads has a little girl reading text about how much she was excited about her mommy having a new brother or sister, then one day mommy came home and she wasn't going to get a sibling now because mommy had a later term partial birth abortion. then I'm Paul R. Nelson and because i believe in values (and have sperm) I have 4 kids. If you don't want to kill kids send me to congress.

Of course i'm paraphrasing, but not by much.

"Ron Kind" can spend my money any time.

The one thing this ad makes me think is that I should have been a researcher ...

StoptheACLU.com has one humdinger of an ad up. Its pretty standard "vote democrat and die" stuff, except for the part which features pictures of people jumping from the world trade center.

It sounds as if Mr Nelson's underwear is too tight. Maybe Rep Kind could fund a study, where they measure the effect of wedgies on a person's nasal tone. Perhaps, it could even include probes on the genitalia?

Mr Nelson, perhaps you'd like to explain why you live in "Woodville".

... Fucking homo.

Address time in district: 2693 60th Ave., Woodville; 31 years

angryhippo, I got bored after 20 seconds. Do Republicans really need half a minute to read each sentence-long talking point?

gunner-

you are exactly right. the paul r. nelson approval message was the perfect ending to a perfect ad.

nelson is against funding studies on the masturbation habits of old men? sounds like some things were hitting too close to home for him and his monty burns-like gop pals. at any rate, how are they supposed to get better at it, without studying?

Vernon Robinson was forced by the Rocky Mountain News to pull this ad down because of copywright infringement. He used a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph without out the consent of the paper...check out this article:

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/opinion_columnists/a...

Vernon Robinson was forced by the Rocky Mountain News to pull down this ad because of copyright infringement. He used a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph without out the consent of the paper...check out this article

Hey where do you go to sign up for that study?