From the “About Me” section:

“I was born an American
by Gods Amazing Grace.
Lets bomb some people”

Also, this charming bit of wall art:

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FREE DUKE!
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And don’t miss his photo albums, featuring an eviscerated deer carcass with the hilariously pithy caption, “Yummy!” A love of animals is clearly shared by the entire Frist family.

How well do you think Bryan and Harrison get along?

(we’re working on screenshots — any Princetonians wanna help us out?)