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<description>Check out the headline and lede of this article by Dana Milbank of the Washington Post (who was arrested earlier this morning by Wonkette&amp;#8217;s Capitol Fashion Police; but we sent him a Valentine&amp;#8217;s Day card to make up for it):...</description>
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<title>BREAKING: Harry Whittington Suffers Heart Attack; Joke Moratorium Instituted</title>
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<description>UPDATE: Bumped to stem the flow of emails. No, he&amp;#8217;s not dead, and there&amp;#8217;s no way in hell Cheney will be charged with anything if that changes. This just in: The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick...</description>
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<description>&amp;#8220;Today, as White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan picked buckshot out of his own hide&amp;#8230;&amp;#8221; -Slate &amp;#8220;The Scott McClellan briefing was truly something to behold. The guy is still picking buckshot out of his backside.&amp;#8221; -Howard Kurtz &amp;#8220;As neither President...</description>
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