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Hill Intern Hotties: The Women

capitol%20hill.jpgWe solicited nominations in our Capitol Hill Hotties contest, and you responded enthusiastically. Earlier today, we opened the polls for voting on the male hotties. Click here to vote in that contest.

Now it’s time for the ladies. The female contestants, with photos, appear below. Additional info, including where they’re interning and reader testimonials, will follow. If you know one of these women and have thoughts (or better pics) to share, please email us (subject line: Hill Intern Hotties). We may quote from your testimonial, but we’ll keep you anonymous.

Capitol Hill intern coordinators: None of these hotties nominated herself, so please don’t fire them or otherwise fault them for being in this contest. Don’t hate them because they’re beautiful!

Earlier: Hill Intern Hotties: The Men
Hill Intern Hotties: Nominations Needed

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I had to vote for McKee-- the girl's going to need SOMETHING when she gets fired for being a wine-chugging lush...

Stephanie Carter gets extra points for cleavage and that wonderful smile. I expect her to be the frontrunner. Steph, if you need a campaign manager... :)

Ho-tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Ho-zone layer
Now C'mon playa wants a Ho always
And Ho's neva close, they open like hallways
So here's the whole cake for your Ho Ho crew
And everybody wants some, cuz Ho's gotta eat too

Drinking from the bottle = Winner. She's got a bright future ahead of her, and by bright future I mean my undying love and devotion.

meredith drake, all the way. she gets extra points for managing to look sexy while eating a twix bar. mmm, twix...

Meredith Drake '06!

Unless you're in high school. Then, err, nevermind.

ps: is that a Twix bar?

speaking of cleavage, what type of bra is steph wearing (if any). i need to get me one of those.

p.s. it's nice to see a brown girl included too

McKee by a mile! Never mind the bottle-rimming-breast-bursting posture, she's actually wearing a PEARL NECKLACE! This girl's got 'Monica Jr.' written all over her.

Sooooooo much hotter than the WH hos!

ISO much better pictures of Annette Soto and Katie Warner. I can't decide which one to vote for.

Anette needs a better picture; I see some potential in there somewhere.

I hereby announce the formation of DrakePAC.

again, no jewish chicks?

McKee all the way. No glass of wine for that playa. My. Kind. of. Girl.

Wow...I think the other competitions had better players. But, we need body shots cause Ms. Carter got THAT all OVER the other ladies. She is a WOMAN...the others are just pretty GIRLS.

Ms. Clarke...definitely would want to pound beers with her until she grew up to look like Janice from The Sapranos.

Meredith...I'm thinking men obsess over her AFTER they are lucky enough to "know her". Very kitten-like.

McKee...I like. Cute, reserved (at least in the pic) and looks like she can actually sit still for more than 5 minutes.

Lauren...see Meredith with dark hair. I sense an oral fixation.

Anjali and Anete...so exotic and so out of my ballpark. I'm Whitey McWhitington...no chance there.

Ariane...the "come hither" look that makes one "come hither" only to be told...not a chance loser boy.

Katie...angel in the kitchen, devil in the bedroom. Shy my ass.

Let be clear here. All of these ladies wouldn't look at me twice...that much I know. Okay, maybe twice in order to confirm their utter disgust with me, but...I digress.

Ms. Carter is the Cat's MEEEEEEOOOOOOW. Even the other women in this competition are throwing kitty litter at the monitor when her picture comes up. She WON, outright, the multi-state genetic lottery. She is stunning. Making love, having sex or just doing the horizontal mombo with Ms. Carter would be a priviledge and an honor - the difference between driving a NASCAR car and a Formula 1 car.

Don't get me wrong, I would be grateful with ANY of these ladies, but Ms. Carter destroys all in her path. She is like evidence you bring to an interrogation room that has the suspect singing like a bird...she just has to be there. Which, is probably too bad because MOST men will never get past her beauty and most women will simply hate her on sight.

WINNER!

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