cat people
What’s Bothering Bill Frist?
Why does he always look like he wants to choke someone — or maybe someone’s cat?
We realize that Senator Frist is frustrated by people not seeing “the real Bill Frist” — you know, the Terri-Schiavo-diagnosing doctor, not the deal-making politician. But can that really be responsible for engendering so much anger in this man?
Frist Is Treading a Perilous Path Leading to 2008 [NYT]
Possible Senate Immigration Compromise Floated [CNN]
Earlier: I Don’t Think Hank Done It This Way
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Who Says the MSM Can’t Do This “Blog” Thing?
Their blogging can be just as random as ADD-afflicted as anyone else’s, dammit!
To come: Chris Cillizza telling us what he had for lunch yesterday, and all about Chris Suellentrop’s trip to the dry cleaners.
(A random question: Who will take care of Pinkers during Jake Tapper’s upcoming trip to Baghdad? Hopefully not Bill Frist.)
Pinkers [Down and Dirty]
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For The Love of God, Someone Call Bill Frist
Michael Chertoff knows that children are our future. That why he wants to scare the shit out of them with the Department of Homeland Security’s new just-fer-kidz preparedness campaign “Ready Kids” (cute font, etc.).
Curious about how we, too, could be Ready Kids, we checked out the newly launched web site — tragically, we weren’t ready, kids, for what we found there.
PEOPLE OF WASHINGTON — THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS. ABANDON YOUR HOME OR PLACE OF WORK AND FLEE.
For a Preparedness Teaching Gig, Chertoff Hires This Cat With 9 Lives [WP]
Ready Kids [DHS]
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Who Needs Napalm? We Love the Smell of Dead Dog in the Morning
Authorities are also questioning Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R.-Tenn.) in connection with the matter.
Hundreds of Dead Pets Dumped [WP]
Frist Asked To Atone for Killing Cats [UPI]
Earlier: I Don’t Think Hank Done It This Way
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I Don’t Think Hank Done It This Way
The President visited the Grand Ole Opry yesterday to follow up on some of points made in Tuesday’s speech (we’d like to you know that we handily beat a small child in a footrace just this afternoon as our contribution to the new Competitiveness Initiative). His impromptu remarks took a bit of an unfortunate turn, though:
“I’m proud to be traveling with your two United States Senators, the Majority Leader of the United States Senate, Bill Frist. (Applause.) He’s a good man. He’s a good guy to deal with, he is doing a fantastic job of herding cats. (Laughter.)” [Emphasis ours, natch]
Yes, he herds them right into the vivisection chamber.
Though this does explain the close working relationship between these two — Bush has realized that Frist, with his cat-slaughtering acumen, may be our last, best hope against the Cat People.
The President Speaks in Nashville [Nashville Is Talking]
Frist Asked to Atone for Killing Cats [UPI]
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