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<title>Wonkette&apos;s Week in Review: The Not-So-Idle-Hands Edition</title>
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<description> Rep. Cynthia McKinney hits a Capitol Police officer with her cell phone. We&amp;#8217;ve been all over this one &amp;#8212; our coverage is collected here (scroll down). Another story we&amp;#8217;ve been loving: Fingergate, in which Justice Antonin Scalia was photographed...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-the-notsoidlehands-edition-164536.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<title>Media Matters: If You Ignore Us, We Will Go Away</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/media-matters-if-you-ignore-us-we-will-go-away-164390.php</link>
<description>Oh, Media Matters. This was almost too much even for relentless sadists like us: Subject: Wonkette issueFrom: D&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;Date: Thu, March 30, 2006To: mm-staffPriority: NormalLots of people have been discussing why someone might be forwarding our internal emails to a blogger....&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/media-matters-if-you-ignore-us-we-will-go-away-164390.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/more-fun-with-contextual-advertising-164042.php">More Fun With Contextual Advertising</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro/metro-section-pretty-random-crap-163917.php">Metro Section: Pretty Random Crap</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/most-meanspirited-post-of-the-day-163751.php">Most Meanspirited Post of the Day</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-31T14:03:51-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>More Fun With Contextual Advertising</title>
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<description>After we exposed the bathroom difficulties of the men of Media Matters, DCist published this helpful primer on ass-wiping protocols, as well as other matters of bathroom etiquette. We linked to it last night, and now we&amp;#8217;d like to mention...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/more-fun-with-contextual-advertising-164042.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media/another-fingergate-update-the-ocular-proof-164027.php">Another Fingergate Update: The Ocular Proof</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condi/secretary-of-state-possessed-by-demons-164013.php">Secretary of State Possessed By Demons</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/donald-rumsfeld/rummy-has-found-those-weapons-of-mass-destruction-163869.php">Rummy Has Found Those Weapons of Mass Destruction</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny Pictures</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-30T12:30:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Metro Section: Pretty Random Crap</title>
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<description> DCist offers some ass-wiping pointers for the Media Matters men. We&amp;#8217;ll probably have more to say about this tomorrow. For now, please read this &amp;#8212; it&amp;#8217;s some funny shit. And be sure to check out this comment. [DCist] If...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro/metro-section-pretty-random-crap-163917.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-29T22:42:24-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Update: Men at Media Matters Still Total Fucking Slobs</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/update-men-at-media-matters-still-total-fucking-slobs-163301.php</link>
<description>The good people are Media Matter for America: hard at work fighting conservative bias, still pissing off the janitorial staff: Subject: Men&amp;#8217;s bathroom&amp;#8230;.againFrom: [Redacted]Date: Mon, March 27, 2006 12:51 pmTo: [Everyone with a penis]Priority: HighI&amp;#8217;m sorry to have to send...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/update-men-at-media-matters-still-total-fucking-slobs-163301.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/oscars/remainders-still-inside-the-media-bubble-159053.php">Remainders: Still Inside the Media Bubble</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/media-matters/report-male-employees-at-media-matters-are-total-fucking-slobs-146462.php">Report: Male Employees at Media Matters are Total Fucking Slobs</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bill-bennett/bill-bennetts-planned-parenthood-128527.php">Bill Bennett's Planned Parenthood</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>media matters</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-27T18:50:44-05:00</dc:date>
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