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Thursday07132006

Ted Stevens, Internet Expert, Goes National

Senator Ted “Series of Tubes” Stevens got the Daily Show treatment last night — the stock illustrations may be the highlight of the clip, as despite Jon Stewart’s best efforts, it is hard to improve on the nonsensical ramblings of a crazy, grizzled old prospector.

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Kudos to whichever staff member convinced Stevens that drive-up banking was the Internet.

by Electoral College Dropout on 07/13/06 12:20 PM

He won't recognize Missoura til he's dead in the cold, cold ground.

by alex! on 07/13/06 12:38 PM

If only I could get my boss to buy that 'delayed email stuffed tubes' thing ....

by Zola on 07/13/06 01:02 PM

I have an Internet in my pocket.

by Montecore on 07/13/06 01:07 PM

I have a tube in my pocket.

by Jon in GA on 07/13/06 01:46 PM

Wait until he finds out what porn is leaving in those tubes.

by Hiding in Florida on 07/13/06 04:04 PM

You guys need to post the most awesome Techno Tubes mp3 that's been going around.

by Preppy Bastard on 07/13/06 06:47 PM

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