Condicise: Day 2
Everyone at Wonkette feels like shit today. We all woke up late and our heads hurt. Henry’s got the Bird Flu. So while you wait for us to get back up to speed, just watch Condi again:
“I get up in the morning at 4:30 or so, and I’m like anybody, I say, I don’t want to to this, I don’t want to do that…”
We feel ya’, sister. Except for the waking up at 4:30 and exercising part. That’s just stupid. Why don’t you, like, get up at 7:30 and practice diplomacy or something?
Today’s Question: Will this series give more or less insight into Condi’s political persona than Elizabeth Bumiller’s book? You laugh, but you know Liz is cursing herself for not thinking of the exercise angle first.
Tomorrow: Condi does fucking crunches or something while Pakistan explodes.
Talking Fitness With Condoleezza Rice [NBC4]
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I don't know, maybe I need to rethink my Condi opinion. She's probably the closest to a veteran in the bunch.. Cheney can't shoot, W. can't ride a bike... but, Condi? She's the man.
by RyanAdams on 03/02/06 09:46 AM
Look how still she can keep her hips during her leg circles! Those are abs of steel. And getting up at 4:30 am isn't "like anybody", it's superhuman! Why doesn't she just go into Iraq and shitkick those naughty insurgents herself?
My head hurts too.
by DC Ninja on 03/02/06 09:48 AM
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