Bipolar Ex-Prostitute Senate Staffer? Ma’am, That Could Be Anyone
So — big Iraq speech, poll numbers still plummeting, ‘06 and ‘08 campaigns starting to heat up, it’s shaping up to be a pretty big week. In a boring, exactly-like-the-last-few-weeks sense. Meanwhile, over on craigslist, real human drama continues to be played out daily:
Answers to her dilemma are welcome, of course (we’re gonna toss out a “no, probably not,” but we’re no Carolyn Hax, so you needn’t listen to us), but, obviously, we’re more interested in her job. All right, people, whose office has the pregnancy-faking crazy chick?
Oh, and ma’am, we’re a little curious about the… chronology of your brief narrative. You faked a pregnancy, then faked a miscarriage, then hooked, is that right? Wouldn’t you have felt like you’d gotten back at this gentleman after any one of those actions? Not to criticize the sound dramatic structure of your crazy revenge triptych.
Our guess is Hutchison. For the writer, we mean.
Bipolar ex-prostitute working on the hill seeks second chance [craigslist]
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When you told me you were pregnant I bought a ring.
The day that you miscarried I spent vomiting.
When Durbin told me you were hooking
I volunteered to help with booking.
Now here you are on Craigslist but I feel nothing.
by papalovesmambo on 03/14/06 11:21 AM
I really love the "I'm also bipolar, so some of this I can't help", in which the writer totally absolves herself from any personal responsibility. This person is like a loaded cannon which could go off in anybody's face at any moment. Now working in the Senate. Hooray! I was totally worried that 2006 would be a boring year.
Notice she didn't either have or fake an abortion so I'm guessing she works for someone from South Dakota.
by EvilMinion on 03/14/06 11:45 AM
The baby she was "carrying" was that of the man she works for. Amazing what a bi-polar mind can think up when her boss says he isn't leaving his wife or his office for her. Wasn't this a made for TV movie?
by BlackInk on 03/14/06 03:20 PM
The thing is, if she was a gay man on CL, this ad would be pretty standard.
by Barnacle on 03/14/06 04:41 PM
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