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Tuesday05242005

Evolution Theory Temporarily Not Harmful to Your Health

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Following a federal judge’s ruling that evolution disclaimer stickers on science textbooks in Cobb County, Georgia represent “an unconstitutional endorsement of religion,” fourteen temp workers have been hired to slowly peel away at the faith that makes us the mightiest nation the world has ever known, even though we believe that the Bible was filled with dinosaurs. Laugh now, heathens, but we have faith that President Bush’s judicial nominees will turn things around in due time.

Cobb Cty, GA: Evolution Stickers Removed [Booman Tribune]

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