HRC Takes on NFL

Human Rights Campaign is going after the Jersey Bigots, and we don’t mean the guys that outed McGreevey. They’ve sent a stern — some might say humorless — letter to the NFL, MLB, and the NHL, pleading that homos be allowed to proclaim their love of cocksucking or clambanging (or asspuppies or kumquats*) without a dumb censor bot getting in the way. Hear, hear. They also advocate the leagues putting together “a short list of truly obscene words.” First of all, it won’t be that short. Second, we suggest they start with “Santorum.”

*They apparently aren’t distinguishing between “naughty” and “sounds naughty.”

HRC SENDS LETTER TO NFL, NHL, MLB REGARDING PERSONALIZED JERSEYS [HRC.org]

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