Wonkette
Because nothing is more important to Americans than the nexus of politics and “Dancing With the Stars,” we are pleased to report that Sara Evans — apparently a Nashville pop singer and champion dancer — has left the hit show because her husband is one of those sex creeps on CraigsList.
Failed Republican congressional candidate and GOP fund-raiser Craig Schelske is also accused of abusing his wife and making his young children watch pornography. According to Evans’ complaint, there are more than a hundred pictures stored on the family computer of Schelske screwing myriad women as well as parading around his house naked and “aroused.” According to his CraigsList ads, Schelske is particularly interested in having anal sex with strangers and threesomes.
More filth after the jump.
A one-time “Republican BABE of the Week!” and national-anthem singer at various GOP conventions, Evans is apparently very popular with red-state voters. That she appeared to have a happy family was exploited by the party’s family values wing.
And the way you have a happy marriage in the Christian world is to submit to yer husband:“It’s most important to keep marriage and family together. I am a child of divorce, and it’s devastating. I have a 12-year marriage. And the way I see it, the way to an amazing marriage is having sex … lots of sex. Sex keeps the marriage young. And a woman should maintain herself for her husband and stay attractive. I like to put the kids to bed, have a glass of wine on the patio or by the fireplace, and I ask Craig, ‘What do you need of me?’”That didn’t work out so well.
What you’re probably thinking right now is, “How was Tom DeLay involved?”
DeLay was campaigning for Evans![He]e “is using his post-congressional clout to influence another election — the viewer voting on ABC’s ‘Dancing With the Stars 3,’” which features 11 celebrities and 11 actual dancers, and which had its season premiere earlier this week.After Tucker Carlson’s heartbreaking ejection from the hit TV show, Evans was the GOP’s only chance to defeat all the Democrat dancers. DeLay was especially concerned about the buffoon Jerry Springer, who is apparently “ultra liberal.”
DeLay recently “sent out a mass mailing asking his friends to vote for Sara Evans because she “represents good American values.”
Court documents state husband’s adultery, pornography reasons for Sara Evans divorce [The Tennessean]
Evans Talks About Fashion, Music … and More [CMT]
Country Music Star files for Divorce from GOP Sex-Fiend Hubby! [Daily Kos]
Divorce Trips Up Sara Evans on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ [ABC News]
Comments
That's hott.
Also: What is a "personal sex engine"? Where, exactly, would one go about locating one? (I'm asking for a friend, of course.)
Seriously: Best. Campaign Season. Ever.
K
He's cute, and CraigPac gave some moolah to Ralph Reed, too? Yeah, it just gets hotter...
Although i think CraigPac.com would get more AirTime or NetTime if his little group were "PacCraig" instead.
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb436976.htm indicates Sara is "...the wife of a politician who prefers farm life to dwelling in a capital city; and a deeply spiritual woman with an occasionally bawdy sense of humor." HeeHaw!!
Don't let this dream ever end.
Listed on the CRAIGPAC Who We've Helped page: Totally reputable Ralph Reed and John Shimkus. "Future Plans: TBA" (Total Bonin' Ass)
Wonkette, I'll buy a beer for you next time I'm in DC if you find a picture of Craig with Mark Foley. (No photo-shopping allowed!)
I read the book Rednecks and Bluenecks, which is about politics in country music, and by far, the only really repellant person interviewed was Evans. She mouthed right-wing talk radio blather like a good Stepford GOP. Damn, what is it with these people?
Craig is also Executive Director of AmericanDestiny.com... whose goal is to teach the "providential story of America".
Let's just saw that the accompanying photos of his leadership team make it clear why the organization's founder 'held a position in "Gaylord" entertainment.'
http://www.americandestiny.com/our_team.htm
In our faces, eh Craig?
All of which I take to mean that Sara doesn't do anal or threeways. I guess he has a point....
Oh my god. Evans is week 13 in the "GOP Babe of the Week" feature. Guess who week 12 is?
That's right, our favorite future Florida Senator. The gallery features a shot of Kitty's head photoshopped onto the body of Xena, Warrior Princess. It must be seen to be believed.
http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes12.html
Maybe she just doesn't read Craigslist.
I feel so...duped.
You see, years ago I moved from the Heartland to big bad New York City hoping for some age-inclusive, gender crossing, balls out ass sex action. I'd always believed that it was those godless liberals who were having it. Or that's what I was told anyway.
Come to find out it was out there in flyover country, in every local GOP enclave and evangelical church. Meanwhile, all these "liberals"? Bunch of monogamist pussies.
What a ripoff!
Yes, those red-state pervs -- kinkservatives.
This is beautiful, truly beautiful
Cruising for teens. Open marriages. Tax cuts. Total disregard for future fiscal and environmental consequences. How can the Democrats compete?
"On his computers, husband maintains 'Craigs Lists.' Many of them involve requests for three party sex and anal sex. Husband's 'Craigs Lists' are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners," the documents stated."
Seriously, does anyone in her atty's office know exactly *what* the Internet is?
They really know how to let their freak flag fly!
Truly, when we are old and feeble, we will look back to this election season the way some of us look back to the summer of love or the disco decline of the Ford administration: good times, fun times, and every day something new.
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