Wonkette

Barak Obama has been pondering his housing option in DC, and told reporters that he would not be joining fellow Illinois Senator Dick Durbin and three others in their group home. Durbin called it “a good decision,” and Obama clarified: “The idea of a bunch of guys in boxer shorts wandering around in my kitchen, that was out of the question.” Added Durbin, “Uhm, yeah, in our boxer shorts…”Obama Deals With Mundane Tasks at First [AP/NYT]