Emergency Alert System Actually Used!
Remember the emergency alert system? When your TV emits an annoying, high-pitched noise, shows you a rainbow-colored bar, and says “this is a test, this is only a test, of the emergency alert system”?
Well, sometimes it’s not just a test:
OH NO! MAN THE BARRICADES!!!
You know where to find us. We’ll be on our rooftops, waiting for CNN helicopter cameras, holding up our makeshift signs.
Earlier: RAIN OF TERROR: DAY THREE
READ MORE: DC, disasters, dramatic overreations to mildly inclement weather, metro, panic, rain, television, tv, weather
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Executive Order 2006-121: Shoot all non-whites before they begin looting and assist all white skinned folks as they search for neccessities.
by fallingdownthehill on 06/27/06 09:04 PM
Executive Order 2006-122: "Hey, I got big balcony doors, baby, let's make love and listen to the rain. Yeah."
Wait, I am an executive, right?
by Boomdog on 06/28/06 01:28 AM
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