For the Record, We Turned Down Playboy (Thanks for Asking!)

If nothing else, this should put to rest the rumor that we cooked up the Washingtonienne thing ourselves: The NYT reports that D.C.’s own semi-pro harlot of the Hill has sold a book based on her experiences to HyperionDisney. In case you were wondering, that means to the Disney corporate mind, cornholing is awesome, but Bush-Saudi conspiracy theories? Won’t touch them through ten latex condoms. The best part: They’re paying her six-fucking-figures (as it were).

Well. We love ass-fucking too, and all we’ve ever gotten is cab fare home.

(By the way, that sound you hear? It’s the dying gasp of a shark who has jumped and jumped and jumped… )

Books: Work In Progress [NYT via The Backer]

Backstory on the whole twisted saga after the jump.

What One Conservative Woman Thinks of Washingtonienne [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne(s) Lite [Wonkette]
Washington’s Other W Twins [Wonkette]
WASHINGTONIENNE SPEAKS!! WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!! THE WASHINGTONIENNE INTERVIEW!! [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Eliminated by Process [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Process of Elimination [Wonkette]
Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Aren’t You Bored Yet? [Wonkette]
Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne’s Former Day Job [Wonkette]
The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]
We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]
Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]
A Girl After Our Own Heart (She’s So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]

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