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Thursday07132006

BREAKING: DENNIS HASTERT’S SKIN

Dennis Hastert, left, has cellulitis. (AP)

CNN IS REPORTING THAT HOUSE SPEAKER DENNIS HASTERT HAS BEEN ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT OF A SKIN INFECTION.

WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO RE-RUN THIS PHOTO ALL WEEK.

Speaker Hastert Hospitalized for Skin Infection [CNN]

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Evil makes my skin itch.

by SkipNewarkDE on 07/13/06 06:23 PM

Is that Harold and Kumar?

by Montecore on 07/14/06 12:04 AM

I was thinking more like Oliver Hardy and Stanley Laurel

by Electoral College Dropout on 07/14/06 12:53 PM

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