Seriously, Is It Even Possible To Be Fired From DoD?
Above, hand-drawn directions to Donald Rumsfeld’s house, left on a table at a Dupont Starbucks by Eric Ruff two years ago (and redacted by Center for American Progress).
This week, the Defense Department will name Eric Ruff their new Press Secretary. Well, from what we can see, he draws a very detailed map.
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What's great about this is you have to use the non-specific "a Dupont Starbucks." As Lewis Black pointed out, the Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks is a sure sign that the universe is collapsing.
Really the only way to get fired from the DoD is if you're a four star general who publicly disagrees with the war-planning wisdom of Feith or Wolfowitz. Not that anyone was dumb enough to do that after General Shinseki got shown the door.
by original cyn on 04/27/06 05:48 PM
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