Wonkette
• There’s a king on a throne with his eyes torn out. There’s a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt. Dick Cheney’s closely guarded, much beloved, iPod playlist. [Attytood]• Karl Rove indicted in leak scandal. The worst leak scandal of all! [The Onion]
• Merry Christmas from everyone’s favorite illiterate, intoxicated bastard. [Slate]