“Jennifer Black”? Seriously? Why Not “Scarlett Evil” Or Something?
Right, it’s settled, we totally love Republicans.
Blogger too saucy points us toward this Hill piece we somehow missed (we can’t imagine how we’d miss something printed in The Hill, you know) on Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Crazytown):
Later in the article, while expressing her opinions about young Republican activists, she said, “They look like young Hitlers to me. … They’re so grim and deadly serious about the cause.”
“How are we going to attract mainstream kids to our party, kids who like to have fun and don’t take themselves so seriously?” she asked.
Bennett disputed that Schmidt made the comment, explaining that her twin sister, Jennifer Black, who was also mentioned in the paragraph, made the remark.
Another evil twin! Except that this one seems sort of reasonable to us. ‘Cause College Republicans kinda creep us out too. Though not in a Hitler sense, really. More of a Pierce Bush sense, knahwhatwe’resayin?
Even in ‘84, Schmidt Spoke Her Mind [The Hill]
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College Reppies are totally creepy. And really ugly too. And they're sluts. I don't know how they manage to be so slutty since they're all so ugly, but they do. It's probably because they're all sluttin' around with each other.
Man they're slutty!
And ugly.
And creepy.
Oh kids. Let it not be said that Wonkette Commenters are not cutting edge witnesses to history. So let me just say:
I, Nasty, Brutish & Short, can personally attest that I was at Jean Schmidt's Kick-Off Party last night at the Montgomery Inn Ribs King. And I saw BOTH the Congresswoman and the "evil twin" in the same room at the same time. In the soaps, there never are, and it causes massive confusion.
But I spoke to both of them. Jean was in a trademark red suit, and her sister Jennifer was in a trademark blue suit. Or maybe it was the other way around. Dude, it is seriously hard to tell them apart.
But I can confirm that they are indeed two different people! Unless there is some hologram technology at work here.
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