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        <title>Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber</title>
        <description><ul><li>Attention tourists: the following will vastly cut down on the number of dirty looks you receive per hour of touring. [<a href="http://anorangecountygirl.blogspot.com/2006/07/things-you-should-know-before-you.html ">An OC Girl Living In An Extraordinary World</a>]
<li>Not included in the guide: how do handle crazed violent psychos on the metro. [<a href="http://thoreaub.livejournal.com/122891.html"> Thoreau&#8217;s Journal</a>]
<li>Distinguishing the rapport of a bottle-rocket from a <span class="caps">MAC</span>-10 is for more advanced urban tourists. [<a href="http://cruelsommer.blogspot.com/2006/07/i-live-in-washington-dc.html ">Cruel Sommer</a>]
<li>A cell of terrorist haxors has started attacking sites they find while surfing for porn. [<a href="http://originalcpmc.blogspot.com/2006/07/cutler-hacked-by-extremists.html ">The Gentlemen of the <span class="caps">CPMC</span></a>]
<li><span class="caps">MTV </span>heads to Hawk n&#8217; Dove for the same reason everyone does: hard partying underage interns willing to exploit themselves.  [<a href="http://thehill.com/thehill/export/TheHill/Features/CapitalLiving/070506_know.html ">The Hill</a>]</ul>
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        <title>Metro Section: Brought To You By Vandelay Industries</title>
        <description><ul><li>The drug habit Washington just can&#8217;t seem to kick: responsibility. [<a href="http://bluedogartanddesign.blogspot.com/2006/07/working-on-july-3rd.html">Blue Dog Art &amp; Design</a>]
<li>Democracy without hooch is like cookies without milk. [<a href="http://anotherdayindc.blogspot.com/2006/07/boozing-and-balloting.html">Another Day In DC</a>]
<li>Michelle Malkin: &#8220;smokin&#8217; hot;&#8221; smells of &#8220;evil and bull **** .&#8221; [<a href="http://thedcuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/holy-crap-how-hot-is-michelle-malkin.html">The DC Universe</a>]
<li>Tomorrow&#8217;s pre-fireworks concert to be hosted by George Costanza and feature no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton. Thanks Lockheed Martin! [<a href="http://www.pbs.org/capitolfourth/concert.html"><span class="caps">PBS</span></a> via <a href="http://misanthropemelissa.blogspot.com/2006/07/case-of-mondays.html">Melissa the Misanthrope</a>]
<li>DC has museums for everything. [<a href="http://goodspeedupdate.com/?p=1996">The Goodspeed Update</a>]
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