funny headline-type jokes
Remainders: Useful Conifers Edition
Those locks. That shine. The style. The Pataki. [Gothamist]
CNN: When Lou Rawls Death isn’t busting holes in the time-space continuum, they have plenty of time to pop some corn and watch grieving families experience heartbreak. [Gawker, FreeWilliamsburg]
Those of you who thought there was a war on Christmas can all rest easy. Just as soon as they’re de-ornamented, drilled, tied to cinderblocks and tossed in a lake, we’ll be happy to call them “Christmas” Trees. [Reuters]
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Free Speech at the Cost of Job
From the Supreme Court calendar:
Garcetti v. Ceballos , No. 04-473. When does the Constitution protect public employees’ on-the-job speech? (One hour.)Shit, hope I haven’t used up my hour already…
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