Unfortunately, the “Porky’s 2 Amendment” Failed In Committee
This post is, of course, an excuse to post this picture. (AP)
You know, once the gay marriage thing and the Katherine Harris campaign are both behind us, what the hell will we write about?
“Marriage is under attack!” cried out Sen. Wayne Allard (R-Colo.), also at the rally.
“We can have anarchy!” warned Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.).
Oh, can we, Katy? Can we?
Special bonus lunacy:
Said Karen England of the Capitol Resource Institute: “We have boys who are going to be in with your girls in the locker room and the restrooms.”
Man, we gotta start going to more of these think tank lunches.
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1. would she notice if i just gave them a casual poke? closer...closer...
2. that sounds suspiciously like a threat to me. why does the cri have hordes of boys waiting to be released into girls' locker rooms, and what the hell does a guy have to do to sign up?
Caption contest?
1) Katherine Harris (left) is pimped out by Black Hitler (centre) to Louis Farrakan (right).
2) "Yo, man. Pimpin ain't easy, look at what I got to work with."
by Alfonso X. Alfonse on 06/07/06 06:48 PM
when ever they start talking about what terrible stuff gay marriage is going to do, i always wonder why people just don't ask, "how?" how is gay marriage going to threaten traditional families? how is gay marriage going to threaten *your* marriage? and how the fuck is gay marriage going to result in boys taking over girls bathrooms? and can i opt out of that? because that sounds gross. i might see a hoo hoo, and that would be scary.
by konstantConsumer on 06/07/06 10:56 PM
uptight religious white males are absolutely right to be terrified of the gay lifestyle. as long as one lesbian exists, there remains the possibility that their wives may someday know just how much better things can be.
Caption:
Man in Center: I for one am convinced that if every gay man in America could have a good look at these, they would all be converted to the heterosexual lifestyle.
by FlaTipster on 06/08/06 09:05 AM
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