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<title>Wonkette Exclusive: Up Close and Personal with Tom Malin!</title>
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<description>At long last, after much fanfare and hype, here it is: Wonkette&amp;#8217;s exclusive interview with Tom Malin, the gay escort turned Texas state legislature candidate! We apologize for the delay in bringing this to you. We meant to publish it...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/top/wonkette-exclusive-up-close-and-personal-with-tom-malin-161239.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<title>One More Plug (Hehe) for Our Tom Malin Interview</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes/one-more-plug-hehe-for-our-tom-malin-interview-161036.php</link>
<description>No, dear readers, this is not yet the main event; our promised interview of Tom Malin is still to come. But to tide you over, here&amp;#8217;s a little teaser &amp;#8212; some foreplay, if you will &amp;#8212; to whet your appetite....&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes/one-more-plug-hehe-for-our-tom-malin-interview-161036.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/mary-kay/coming-sic-attractions-an-interview-with-tom-malin-161005.php">Coming [sic?] Attractions: An Interview With Tom Malin!</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/another-mystery-solved-160797.php">Another Mystery Solved</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/craigslist/bipolar-exprostitute-senate-staffer-maam-that-could-be-anyone-160390.php">Bipolar Ex-Prostitute Senate Staffer? Ma'am, That Could Be Anyone</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>ex-prostitutes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-16T16:23:13-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Coming [sic?] Attractions: An Interview With Tom Malin!</title>
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<description>Does everyone remember Tom Malin &amp;#8212; you know, the former gay prostitute and Mary Kay cosmetics salesman, who recently mounted an unsuccessful bid for the Texas state legislature? Last week, after Malin lost the race for the Democratic nomination in...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/mary-kay/coming-sic-attractions-an-interview-with-tom-malin-161005.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/time-for-us-to-quit-riding-tom-malin-159111.php">Time For Us to Quit Riding Tom Malin</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/for-the-record-in-defense-of-mary-kay-products-156553.php">For the Record: In Defense of Mary Kay Products</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/more-on-tom-malin-hes-no-mac-daddy-156384.php">More on Tom Malin: He's No M·A·C Daddy</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>mary kay</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-16T14:10:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Wonkette&apos;s Week In Review: Why Are You Reading This? Haven&apos;t You Looked Outside Today?</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-why-are-you-reading-this-havent-you-looked-outside-today-159825.php</link>
<description> Oh, the fun we have! Chris Matthews&amp;#8217; friends laughed at Kim Eisler, then Wonkette&amp;#8217;s friends laughed at Chris Matthews&amp;#8217; stationery. But no one laughed at Jack Kingston&amp;#8217;s attempt to cop some street cred. Ports, Ports, Ports. Having saved David...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-why-are-you-reading-this-havent-you-looked-outside-today-159825.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-11T14:35:34-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Time For Us to Quit Riding Tom Malin</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/time-for-us-to-quit-riding-tom-malin-159111.php</link>
<description>What kind of world is it where Tom DeLay cleans up in his primary and Tom Malin loses? Is there a sadder headline to start your day with than &amp;#8220;Ex-Prostitute Candidate Loses&amp;#8221;? Sigh. Oh, Tom. We&amp;#8217;ll always have the memories....&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/time-for-us-to-quit-riding-tom-malin-159111.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/corrections/for-the-record-tom-malin-is-a-gay-exprostitute-not-an-exgay-exprostitute-159044.php">For the Record: Tom Malin Is a Gay Ex-Prostitute, Not an Ex-Gay Ex-Prostitute</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-158435.php">Wonkette's Week in Review</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/email/neverending-fun-with-spam-our-filthy-minds-are-getting-filthier-158101.php">Never-Ending Fun With Spam: Our Filthy Minds Are Getting Filthier</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>tom malin</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-08T09:25:51-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>For the Record: Tom Malin Is a Gay Ex-Prostitute, Not an Ex-Gay Ex-Prostitute</title>
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<description>This may soon be moot, since early returns suggest that Tom Malin has lost to Jack Borden in the Democratic primary for Texas District 108. After today, we&amp;#8217;ll have to find some other ex-prostitute running for office to make fun...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/corrections/for-the-record-tom-malin-is-a-gay-exprostitute-not-an-exgay-exprostitute-159044.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/corrections/fun-with-corrections-the-bad-but-not-that-bad-edition-158824.php">Fun with Corrections: The "Bad, But Not That Bad" Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/corrections/fun-with-corrections-the-wouldnt-they-be-dead-edition-158187.php">Fun with Corrections: The "Wouldn't They Be Dead?" Edition</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-07T22:16:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Never-Ending Fun With Spam: Our Filthy Minds Are Getting Filthier</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/email/neverending-fun-with-spam-our-filthy-minds-are-getting-filthier-158101.php</link>
<description>Okay, we&amp;#8217;ll admit it. We fell for this spam email &amp;#8212; hook, subject line, and sinker: Clearly we&amp;#8217;re spending way too much time covering Tom Malin and Jeff Gannon&amp;#8230; Earlier: Even More Fun With Spam: Shame On Us Fun With...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/email/neverending-fun-with-spam-our-filthy-minds-are-getting-filthier-158101.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>email</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-03T14:55:24-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>At the Movies with Mr. Tight Hole Operations</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/academy-awards/at-the-movies-with-mr-tight-hole-operations-158253.php</link>
<description>This Sunday night brings us Hollywood&amp;#8217;s big mutual masturbation festival, better known as the Academy Awards. In advance of Oscar night, conservative pundits are going through the motions of railing against clueless and/or evil Hollywood liberals. Ann Coulter has done...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/academy-awards/at-the-movies-with-mr-tight-hole-operations-158253.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/awards/the-oscars-politics-for-beautiful-people-152053.php">The Oscars: Politics for Beautiful People</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>academy awards</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-03T13:29:20-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>An Update on Tom Malin: Still Going Strong</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/an-update-on-tom-malin-still-going-strong-157966.php</link>
<description>With the Democratic primary in his district less than a week away, some of you have been wondering: What&amp;#8217;s the latest news about Tom Malin, the ex-gay-prostitute and former Mary Kay salesman, who is now running for the Texas state...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/an-update-on-tom-malin-still-going-strong-157966.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/for-the-record-in-defense-of-mary-kay-products-156553.php">For the Record: In Defense of Mary Kay Products</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/tom-malin-jokes-cmon-people-lets-challenge-ourselves-a-little-156528.php">Tom Malin Jokes: C'mon, People, Let's Challenge Ourselves a Little</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/more-on-tom-malin-hes-no-mac-daddy-156384.php">More on Tom Malin: He's No M·A·C Daddy</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>ex-prostitutes running for office</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-02T11:59:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>For the Record: In Defense of Mary Kay Products</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/for-the-record-in-defense-of-mary-kay-products-156553.php</link>
<description>Yesterday we suggested that Tom Malin, a candidate for the Texas state legislature, has a bigger problem than his history as a gay prostitute. And what might that problem be? His sordid past as a top seller of Mary Kay...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes-running-for-office/for-the-record-in-defense-of-mary-kay-products-156553.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/tom-malin-jokes-cmon-people-lets-challenge-ourselves-a-little-156528.php">Tom Malin Jokes: C'mon, People, Let's Challenge Ourselves a Little</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/more-on-tom-malin-hes-no-mac-daddy-156384.php">More on Tom Malin: He's No M·A·C Daddy</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/tom-malin-for-state-rep-because-the-texas-legislature-needs-more-bottoms-155843.php">Tom Malin for State Rep: Because the Texas Legislature Needs More Bottoms</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-02-23T12:21:01-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Tom Malin Jokes: C&apos;mon, People, Let&apos;s Challenge Ourselves a Little</title>
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<description>The reader who pointed out this column to us wrote: this column appeared in the austin american-statesman today. i can&amp;#8217;t decide if the headline is funny or offensive. We&amp;#8217;ve said it before, we&amp;#8217;ll say it again: &amp;#8220;Why can&amp;#8217;t it be...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/tom-malin-jokes-cmon-people-lets-challenge-ourselves-a-little-156528.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/more-on-tom-malin-hes-no-mac-daddy-156384.php">More on Tom Malin: He's No M·A·C Daddy</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/tight-hole-operations-jeff-gannons-response-156037.php">"Tight Hole Operations": Jeff Gannon's Response</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jeff-gannon/tight-hole-operations-10-questions-for-jeff-gannon-155858.php">"Tight Hole Operations": 10 Questions for Jeff Gannon</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-02-23T10:51:13-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>More on Tom Malin: He&apos;s No M·A·C Daddy</title>
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<description>Of course we have more to say about Tom Malin. Do you really think we&amp;#8217;d let the story of a gay-prostitute-turned-state-legislature-candidate get away that easily? As it turns out, Malin&amp;#8217;s history as a gay hooker isn&amp;#8217;t the worst thing in...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/more-on-tom-malin-hes-no-mac-daddy-156384.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ass-fucking/tight-hole-operations-jeff-gannons-response-156037.php">"Tight Hole Operations": Jeff Gannon's Response</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jeff-gannon/tight-hole-operations-10-questions-for-jeff-gannon-155858.php">"Tight Hole Operations": 10 Questions for Jeff Gannon</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/tom-malin-for-state-rep-because-the-texas-legislature-needs-more-bottoms-155843.php">Tom Malin for State Rep: Because the Texas Legislature Needs More Bottoms</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>ass fucking</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-02-22T15:57:06-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Tom Malin for State Rep: Because the Texas Legislature Needs More Bottoms</title>
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<description>Does everyone remember the scandal involving Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), who admitted to paying gay prostitutes for sex? Well, a candidate for the Texas state legislature can do Barney Frank (pun intended) one better &amp;#8212; he once was a gay...</description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-02-20T11:16:37-05:00</dc:date>
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