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Thursday04132006

Remainders: If It’s Not Nailed Down

  • If anyone has hijacked Captain America for their own sordid purposes, it isn’t the right-wingers. Loads of muscles, skin-tight outfits… [Total Information Awareness]
  • Allah Akbar! These warm glazed donuts are delicious! I almost feel bad we must use them to wage jihad on obese Americans. [BoiFromTroy]
  • Kennedys love getting hammered, one way or another. [Brothers Judd]
  • This is America! There are more choices than just “M” or “F”! Obviously, had there been a box for “Minions Doing Satan’s Work on Earth,” Ann would have checked it boldly. [PageOneQ]

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