NATIONAL SECURITY OUTRAGE! TRAVEL PLANS IN TRASH!
We kinda love everything about this story from channel 9 last night. The immediate invocation of Osama bin Laden (complete with the hilarious image of him rooting through the White House trash), the ex-con garbage man doing his “civic duty,” the outrage and shock from the anchors, it’s classic local news. And it even features a brief, wordless cameo appearance from Ms. Katherine Harris. Enjoy.
Exclusive: Presidential Plans Found in Trash [WUSA]
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I like that he wanted to avoid reprisal by not saying exactly where he was employed, but he was fine throwing his mug all over TV. It's sort of a Clark Kent strategy he's working there.
Totally blows chunks that the only person who will probably be screwed by this story is the garbage man who found it.
by FortunateOne on 05/10/06 11:48 AM
Of course he doesn't travel with a nuclear football. A nukular football, on the other hand ...
by Gunner on 05/10/06 04:08 PM
Of course he doesn't travel with a nuclear football. A nukular football, on the other hand ...
by Gunner on 05/10/06 04:09 PM
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