BREAKING! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY TO BE PROSECUTED!

Oh wow, first it’s Katherine Harris’ birthday, now we hear from CNN that prosecutors will be presenting the McKinney case to a Grand Jury. Which is, like, a gift from the Gods — how much more can this escalate? HOW LONG CAN THE MAGIC LAST? PLEASE HAVE BIG PUBLIC TRIAL WITH LOTS OF SURPRISE WITNESSES. WE DEMAND THE FURTHER PARTICIPATION OF SERGEANT ROGER MURTAUGH.

Ain’t justice grand? How many years of trying did it take to get DeLay indicted and McKinney’s case goes federal in like a week. JUST CAUSE SHE’S YOUNG AND SHE’S BLACK AND HER HAT’S DOWN LOW.

MORE AS IT DEVELOPS… PROBABLY…

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