We realize that service journalism or “news you can use” tends to do well on the NYT “Most E-mailed Articles” list. But unless we’ve discovered that grapefruit juice can power our cars, this seems a bit ridiculous — the total triumph of fluff over substance.

Jeez! Doesn’t anyone care about Iran, Belarus, the Moussaoui trial? Or do we all just want to sanitize our hands and go peel some grapefruits?