Harriet Miers Is Jerri Blank
Among listed candidates, “Strangers with Candy” star Jerri Blank was a runaway winner in the Harriet Miers Doppleganger contest. As Jerri has observed: “If you’re gonna reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can.”
Palpatine, however, was the beneficiary of a remarkable write-in campaign, and we are considering a run-off. As the Emperor has observed, “Now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station.”
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