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Wednesday01192005

Rice Hearing: We Simply Can’t Think of a Pun

Oh, okay, we’ll make the obvious joke:

The New Face Of American Diplomacy
“I’m squishing your head! I’m squishing your head!”

UPDATE: What? The size of Bush’s… penis? Now, now, the only person who would make that kind of gesture about someone else’s schlong would be insecure of the size of their own. And Condi is totally hung.

[AP Photo/Dennis Cook]

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