http://www.wonkette.com/ Politics for People with Dirty Minds http://www.wonkette.com/archives/terms-of-use-013564.php en-us 2006-04-22T15:14:47-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-deciding-whos-the-biggest-asshole-edition-168987.php The tasteful classic rock hits finally stopped playing, and when they did, Scotty was the one without the chair. We heard later that maybe he never even had a chance. We wouldn’t have called it WEDNESDAY MORNING MASSACRETTE just... 
Comment on this post 168987@http://www.wonkette.com/ week in review 2006-04-22T15:14:47-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/disease/more-breaking-news-the-apocalypse-is-near-168334.php Some bad news from the West Coast: Plague, of course, is one of the classic signs of the apocalypse. And here are a few others: Fire: Check. At that holy site called the Heritage Foundation, no less. Wars: Check. Rumors... 
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Related: If Only Nicholas Kristof Wrote About Swollen Scrotums 168334@http://www.wonkette.com/ disease 2006-04-19T15:13:18-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/seymour-hersh/sy-hersh-life-of-the-party-166204.php Oh, hi there, famed investigative reporter Seymour Hersh. What’s up? There is a growing conviction among members of the United States military, and in the international community, that President Bush’s ultimate goal in the nuclear confrontation with Iran is regime... 
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Related: Deity to W.: You Da Man 166204@http://www.wonkette.com/ seymour hersh 2006-04-10T11:52:24-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/chris-matthews/chris-matthews-has-the-shining-160940.php Chris Matthews, yesterday, to Hillary Clinton spokesperson Glover Park Group Consultant (same diff —ed) Howard Wolfson: I understand why she doesn’t admit she’s wrong. Then they’ll say it is a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. I know why you’re... 
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Related: Metro Section: Gollygosh, You Probably Have The Funny Idea That We Think Chris Matthews Is a Dopey, No-Account Ponce Edition 160940@http://www.wonkette.com/ chris matthews 2006-03-16T10:37:25-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/the-pony-in-slavery/folks-meet-your-new-catchphrase-160636.php You know, generally, it’s not worth our time to go after all the insane, barely literate halfwits who write editorials and columns for our nation’s less prestigious papers. ‘Cause, really, it’s shooting fish in a barrel. It’s like sending Robert... 
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