Mr. Falwell, you’ve changed. For the better.

So, uh, where do we sign up for a course packet?

Liberty University’s Surprising Google Ad Campaign [Media Orchard]

After we exposed the bathroom difficulties of the men of Media Matters, DCist published this helpful primer on ass-wiping protocols, as well as other matters of bathroom etiquette.

We linked to it last night, and now we’d like to mention it again. A reader just pointed out that the contextual ads on the DCist page, generated automatically from the page content using a Google algorithm, “are even more disgusting than the article.”

In case you’re having troubled reading them, the ads at the top of the page are entitled: “Fishy Vaginal Odor?”, “Bidet Seat 1 Cent Sale”, “The DivaCup Menstrual Cup,” and “Avant Instant Sanitizers.”

The sidebar ad, for a new movie called “Brick,” is more puzzling. We initially thought that the ad for “Brick” was triggered by the post’s focus on **** , but the actual word “ **** ” appears nowhere on the page. So it remains a mystery.

Also, take a look at this comment to the DCist post:

I have inside information on one of Fox News’ Beltway Boys: One has been spotted eating cottage cheese in the men’s room. Do you have any tips on proper bathroom manners, like eating cottage cheese?

We may live to regret this — but if you can confirm or deny the cottage cheese story, please drop us a line.

Hygiene Should Matter at Media Matters [DCist]

Earlier: Most Meanspirited Post of the Day
God Bless Contextual Advertising

Tests confirmed that the Senate was contaminated not with a nerve agent, but with natural gas — the comforting, friendly gas of traditional American values.

Capitol Police Give ‘All Clear’ To Russell Building [RollCall]