Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale
It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:
More of the story (i.e. “holy crap, this guy’s, like, important or something”), after the jump.
The initial proposition:afterward, we got a snazzy hotel room at the mayflower downtown. on the way over there, this really hot business man in a pinstriped suit walked past me, said hello, and doubled back. he asked me my name and introduced himself (jack burkman, government relations strategies), asked where i went to school, etc, gave me his card, and asked me to call him. i later texted him and never could get rid of him again. he thought he talked to me on the phone several times, but he never did. i always made kat or kristin be me. he told kristin about how he really enjoyed my outfit (TITS GALORE) and that i was beautiful, etc. by the end of the night (5 am or so), he was offering to pay for our room and give us a thousand dollars if two of us would fuck him. oh, jack burkman. his card is my DC souvenir.
Oh, Jack Burkman. As you can see at right, curiosity got ahold of the young lady, and she commenced googling. And posting the results for us all to enjoy.
Jack, if you’re going to pick up girls from out of town, you could pick a better venue than the Pride parade. That’s all we’re saying.
Update: Soliciting Strategist Scandal: The Smoking Card
Jack Burkman! [MySpace]
DC Pride Pictures [MySpace]
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HAAAAAAAAAA! Jack Burkman is infamous in my circle of friends for having propositioned two of us. The other two... well, let's just say Burkman doesn't go for the "mosquito bite" look.
by SweetSassyMolassey on 06/16/06 10:30 AM
I was wondering when DC would get its annual summer sex scandal.
I suppose this'll have to do.
Burkman sounds like he's just FULL of class. Hope his momma is proud.
by J. on 06/16/06 11:05 AM
Nice, see now THAT'S what I call real family values. Too bad he obviously sucks at the whole "strategy" thing.
by artster on 06/16/06 11:34 AM
Wait - she didn't want to get paid for sex with a guy that's been on MSNBC?
Wow, DC sure has gone downhill...
by Ben on 06/16/06 12:52 PM
Shame on Wonkette. Why post pics of Jack Burkman, when you know everyone wants pics of the girl in her TITS GALORE outfit. Can't you guys cover a sex scandal the right way anymore?
by DCalumny on 06/16/06 02:05 PM
There goes her chance of getting a grad school recommendation letter out of him.
by EvilMinion on 06/16/06 03:52 PM
OK, I was pulled in with a lede about Pride Parade.. and I get this?! Repugga, please.
by Transuranic on 06/16/06 05:01 PM
Aw, the dude is just spreading some of his family values...
(and this is the guy that said gay marriage is five times more important than the War on Terror and Iraq ...)
by Ben on 06/16/06 05:18 PM
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