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SEP

2005

For Want of a Decent NYT Cover...

Are They Trying To Fuck Us More clips from "Inside the Bubble," a documentary about the John Kerry summer camp and home for wayward boys. In these scenes, we learn more reasons why John Kerry is not the president of the United States. First, the NYT conspired against him:

By any objective standard, what the fuck is that? This is the fucking New York Times fucking Magazine! Look at the fucking picture! Look at the inside! They're not trying to fuck us?

Really it was more of a "clusterfuck," we think. Also:

There were a couple times where I said, Steph, these guys are having negative personal reactions to your personality. You need to hear that.

Now if only someone had said that to Kerry....

NYT Cover QT
~~The Stephanie Factor QT, WMV~~ [Link removed by director because he is saving it for Jon Stewart.]

SEP

2005

Every Little Girl Wants a Pony

Not A Pony You want to know why John Kerry didn't win in 2004? Listen to this rant by Kerry communications staffer Jim Loftus, caught in the upcoming documentary, "Inside the Bubble."

When I was an advance guy if someone said, 'Get a pony on the 10th floor of this hotel in four hours -- I want a pony on the 1028 floor in four hours,' I would have said, 'What color eyes should it have?' All I got -- I gave these guys four days, 'Find me a pony, get it in the goddamn room...' -- 'Where am I gonna find a pony?' I said, 'Go to the fucking phone book, you're an advance guy!'"

Of course. For want of a pony. . .

Pony Time

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