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        <title>Daily Briefing: The Bird Man</title>
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<li>  <b>Bush</b> nominates <b>Henry Paulson</b>, chairman of Goldman Sachs Group, to replace <b>John Snow</b> at the Treasury Department; White House sought <b>Paulson</b> for months.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053000364.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114898902589966224.html">W$J</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060531/1a_lede31.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-treasury31may31,1,2320448.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]
<li>  White House acknowledges that <b>Bush</b> withheld the news at his press conference last week; <b>Paulson</b>&#8217;s net worth is estimated to be more than $700M.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/business/31treasury.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/business/31pay.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  <b>Paulson</b> is described as &#8220;the kind of guy who thrives in a crisis&#8221; and &#8220;a committed environmentalist and bird watcher.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053001384.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/business/31paulson.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-paulson31may31,1,3674809.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]
<li>  Justice Department claims Rep. <b>William Jefferson</b> (D-La.) tried to hide documents from the <span class="caps">FBI.  </span>[<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053001236.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-jefferson31may31,1,3348330.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]
<li>  Former chief of staff to Rep. <b>Bob Ney</b> (R-Ohio) testifies that <b>Abramoff</b> &#8220;identified his &#8216;champions&#8217; in government and then showered them with favors to get inside information and help for his clients.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053001206.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/washington/31safavian.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  Democrats are slow to provide a specific party platform; &#8220;this cautious strategy is generating intensifying debate within the party.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-dems31may31,1,5145210.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]
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<li>  House Judiciary Committee Chairman <b>James Sensenbrenner</b> (R-Wis.) begins hearings on <span class="caps">FBI </span>raid during congressional recess; plans to call <b>Gonzales</b> and <b>Mueller</b> to testify.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053001102.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/washington/31jefferson.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060531/a_fbiraid31.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]
<li>  Supreme Court ruling viewed as setback for whistle-blowers; lack of legal protection may increase retaliation. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/washington/31scotus.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060531/a_whistleblow31.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]
<li>  10,000 bricks have been delivered to Capitol Hill by anti-immigration groups.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/washington/31immig.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  Rep. <b>Harold Ford Jr.</b>&#8217;s Senate campaign in Tennessee may carry Democrats&#8217; chances for &#8216;06.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/us/31tennessee.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  Supervisor of the data analyst who removed data resigns from the Veterans Affairs Department.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/31/washington/31identity.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060531/a_capcol31.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]
<li>  New website wants to reshape the two parties in &#8216;08.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/30/AR2006053001139.html">WP</a>]
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        <title>BREAKING: NEW TREASURY SECRETARY LOOKS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE HIS WALL STREET JOURNAL STIPPLE PORTRAIT</title>
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Seriously, is it just us? The one one the right is a like a John Turturro/John Waters-lookin&#8217; guy.</p>

<p>Bush&#8217;s announcement: boring. Though we did learn that the Treasury Secretary has some sort of role in fighting terror. We suppose we shouldn&#8217;t be surprised, but we do want to know if there&#8217;s a single job in this administration that <i>doesn&#8217;t</i> directly involve fighting terror. Cook? First lady?</p>

<p>Anyway, new guy&#8217;s name is apparently Hank, which is just obnoxious for a public official.</p>

<p>Heck, he&#8217;s probably a nice guy &#8212; seems to have given a lot of money to conservation groups, and no one who loves trees can be all bad.</p>

<p>Awww, John Snow&#8217;s making one last half-assed effort to pretend that the President gives a  ****  about sound economic policy and that Snow had any authority. Treasury: &#8220;Key role in the war on terror.&#8221;</p>

<p>Paulson: does he have a cold or does he always talk like &#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage?</p>

<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114898902589966224.html?mod=home_whats_news_us">Bush to Name Goldman&#8217;s Paulson to Succeed Snow at Treasury</a> [WSJ]</p>
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        <title>Could McClellan be Next?</title>
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<a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/andy-card/john-snow-the-next-to-go-163546.php">Holy</a> <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/andy-card/white-house-rumormongering-waiting-for-the-other-shoes-to-drop-163702.php"> **** </a>, <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-snow/cmon-just-fire-the-poor-guy-already-168886.php">really</a>?!?</p>

<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501612.html">Treasury Secretary to Step Down</a> [WP]<br />
<b>Related:</b> <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-snow/">Wonkette coverage of John Snow</a></p>
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        <title>Daily Briefing: 'Hidden Traps'</title>
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<li>  <b>Bush</b>, &#8220;in an unusual admission,&#8221; says he regrets using the phrases &#8220;bring it on&#8221; and &#8220;dead or alive&#8221;; joint press conference with <b>Blair</b> has &#8220;contrite tone&#8221; because &#8220;both leaders have reached the lowest point of their careers.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501316.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501918.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/world/middleeast/26prexy.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/world/middleeast/26tvwatch.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  <b>Bush</b> orders documents seized in raid of Rep. <b>William Jefferson</b>&#8217;s office to be sealed for 45 days.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501101.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/washington/26cong.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114858897380963400.html?mod=politics_primary_hs">W$J</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-raid26may26,1,4096633.story?coll=la-headlines-politics"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060526/a_jefferson26.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]
<li>  Senate approves immigration legislation by vote of 62 to 36 but the next steps are &#8220;enormously difficult.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501548.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/washington/26immig.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114859573515963560.html?mod=politics_first_element_hs">W$J</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-immig26may26,1,5709786.story?coll=la-headlines-politics"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060526/a_immigration26.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]
<li>  <b>John Snow</b> has told the White House he is resigning; <b>Don Evans</b> and <b>Carlos Gutierrez</b> are among those mentioned as replacements.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501612.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/washington/26snow.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114859754177063605.html?mod=politics_primary_hs">W$J</a>]
<li>  Military investigation reportedly concludes that a group of marines &#8220;carried out extensive, unprovoked killings of civilians&#8221; in Iraq.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/world/middleeast/26haditha.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  <span class="caps">ABC</span> News stands by its story about Speaker <b>Hastert</b>.  Reporter <b>Brian Ross</b>: &#8220;There may be a semantics issue here as to what constitutes being under investigation.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501796.html">WP</a>]
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<li>  Drilling in <span class="caps">ANWR </span>is approved by the House for the 12th time.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501129.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/washington/26energy.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  Battle over immigration legislation will determine &#8220;what strain of conservatism the Republican Party carries into the midterm elections and beyond.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/26/washington/26assess.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]
<li>  Critics say the Senate&#8217;s immigration legislation is filled with &#8220;hidden traps&#8221; that curtail rights.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501791.html">WP</a>]
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        <title>Wonk'd: The Jowls of Life</title>
        <description><p>You came through again, everyone. This week&#8217;s sightings are all over both the map and the stratified Washington hierarchy. <strong>Helen Thomas</strong> apparently likes to eat with the kewl kids, even if she&#8217;s just gumming it. <strong>Kevin Nealon</strong>, <strong>Newt Gingrich</strong>, and <strong>Marion Barry</strong> pull some nice trim. <strong>Ted Koppel</strong>has a death wish. <strong>Morgan Spurlock keeps trying to supersize his career</strong> and <strong>Tom Friedman&#8217;s</strong> mustache of wisdom has nothing to do with Napoleon.</p>

<p>A whole rack more, as standard, <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/wonkd/wonkd-the-jowls-of-life-168894.php">after the jump</a>.</p>

<p>Please don&#8217;t forget that Wonk&#8217;d is entirely tipster driven. So when you spot someone famous out there, make a note in your <span class="caps">PDA, </span>&#8216;cause you&#8217;ll have other hazy memories to sort through in the morning. Once you feel that reminder buzzing you, email us <a href="mailto: tips@wonkette.com">here</a>, with &#8220;Wonk&#8217;d&#8221; or &#8220;Sighting&#8221; in the subject line (along with the name of the celeb that you saw). Thanks!</p>

<p>And speaking of sights to see: <span class="caps">YES, </span>we are aware of the frightening photos of <strong>Katherine Harris</strong> &#8220;getting her cougar on&#8221; with a cute young college journalist. We will be blogging about them shortly.</p>

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<li><strong>Helen Thomas</strong> was on the patio of St. Ex last Friday evening [4/14].  Everyone in her party was significantly younger than good old Helen.  But I don&#8217;t think they were of any relation to her because they were all sort of normal looking (as in, they didn&#8217;t look like villains from a bad Disney cartoon).  How awesome would it be if Helen Thomas was pulling tail with a 20-something guy!</li>
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<li>I saw <strong>Helen Thomas</strong> leaving the White House yesterday [4/19] while I was walking by. I know, I know - who would have thunk it? My only reason for mentioning it is that I was taken aback at how really short and ugly she is in person. Also she does that weird thing old, jowly people do where they smack the dry roof of their mouth and move their jaw around slowly like they&#8217;re chewing denture cud on quaaludes.</li>
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<li>The mainstream media is in more trouble that I realized.  I saw <strong>Ted Koppel</strong> on the Saturday before Easter, and he was doing a very poor job of crossing the street near the corner of Bradley and Arlington in Bethesda.  The guy jumped right out in front on my big gas guzzling <span class="caps">SUV. </span> He is lucky I had just gotten my brake pads replaced.</li>
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<li>I was just [4/19] in Farragut Square for lunch and saw <strong>Morgan Spurlock</strong> of <em>Supersize Me</em> fame with a camera crew interviewing some woman at 17th &amp; K near the Orioles Store.  Any idea what muck he&#8217;s raking today?  Really &#8212; it&#8217;s not like anything nefarious happens on K Street.</li>
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<ul>
<li>I saw that supersize me guy interviewing people on Wednesday. He was on 16th st, between K and I. He&#8217;s taller, shinier, and shadier looking than I expected. He actually looked like he&#8217;s been hanging out with John Basedow since his &#8220;all-McDonald&#8217;s all the time&#8221; publicity scheme, down to the cheesy hair and shiny shirt. </li>
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<ul>
<li>Saw former <span class="caps">SNL</span>-er <strong>Kevin Nealon</strong> last night [4/19] at Daily Grill on 18th about 9:30. He looks better in person than he did on <span class="caps">SNL </span>- younger and thinner or something. He was with a super-blonde trophy-style chick. </li>
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<ul>
<li>Saw <strong>Ted Kennedy</strong> in the <span class="caps">U.S.</span> Air baggage claim area today [4/17] at <span class="caps">DCA.</span> He was seated in a corner next to the <span class="caps">U.S.</span> Air office, which was right next to a belt with luggage coming from a Boston flight. He was waiting for his two (adorable) dogs to come off the flight. He seemed very happy to see his dogs and petted them, etc., but didn&#8217;t speak or make eye contact with anyone else. He was very recognizable, splotchy red face and all, but not many people seemed to notice that he was there. His wife was also with him &#8212; she seemed sweet and was chatting with airport employees. They made a beeline for the door after getting the dogs and left a staffer behind to get the rest of their luggage. </li>
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<ul>
<li>Saw <strong>Newt Gingrich</strong> at the Greenberry&#8217;s in McLean last Saturday [4/15] afternoon having coffee with a young attractive woman. He is portly and has a really big head. He shouldn&#8217;t have been wearing shorts. Another young attractive woman approached him, introduced herself, shook his hand and told him how much she enjoyed listening to his radio show. I didn&#8217;t even know he had a radio show.  </li>
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<li>A couple of Fridays ago [3/31?] I saw <strong>Marion Barry</strong> dining and imbibing white zinfandel with a woman 2/3 his age at Tony and Joe&#8217;s on the Georgetown Waterfront.  He walked in tall and proud, and wearing a giant fedora. He was gracious and kind when he saw me trying to snap his picture with my cameraphone.  I introduced myself and told him that I hoped he was &#8220;taking care of himself&#8221; which is code for &#8220;laying off the crackpipe.&#8221;  He said he was &#8220;doing much better&#8221; which is code for &#8220;I&#8217;m smoking up later on tonight.&#8221; <br />
I see why he keeps getting elected though.  He asked me all kinds of questions about how long I&#8217;ve lived in the area and what I do for a living.</li>
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<ul>
<li>During Easter weekend in New York City, who did I spot in Barney&#8217;s, the gay mecca of the world? None other than DC Council Member at Large <strong>David Catania</strong>! He was seen on the ground floor on Saturday morning [4/15], accompanied by two younger &#8220;gentlemen&#8221; who didn&#8217;t resemble his life partner and an older woman (who may or may not have been a fabulous drag queen.) Catania looked truly confused, as if he had never been inside Barney&#8217;s before. I think he was wondering where all the glittered gowns were. </li>
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<ul>
<li>[From the same tipster as prior item] Spotted this evening [4/20] at Busboys &amp; Poets was DC Council Member and Proud Gay Man <strong>Jim Graham</strong>. He was dining alone at the bar, alas (No admirers?) although he was chatting it up with some locals. This is my second sighting in less than a week of a gay DC Council Member! (But no I have not seen any members of said DC Council Members.) </li>
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<ul>
<li>Last night [4/20] I inadvertently walked a good stretch of L Street between 20th and 18th next to <strong>Malcolm Jamal Warner </strong> at around 7:30 pm. I had to consult a friend about his post-Theo appearance (visible weight gain, dreadlocks) before I could be certain. He was having a conversation with a lady friend and seemed nice and well-spoken. [Another tipster informs us he was performing spoken word at Cafe Nema last night.] </li>
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<ul>
<li>I just [4/14] saw <strong>Jonah Goldberg</strong> hard at work on his laptop outside of the Mudd House on M street.</li>
</ul>






<ul>
<li>I saw <strong>Tom Friedman</strong> this morning [4/20] on H Street.  I&#8217;m not 100% sure it was him, because he was/is really short, only about 5&#8221;7&#8217;.  He did have his trademark moustache though, so that&#8217;s what convinced me. </li>
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<ul>
<li>I saw <strong>Bill Kristol</strong> in an elevator&#8230; but I guess that doesn&#8217;t count because you said &#8220;celebrity&#8221; and not &#8220;douche bag.&#8221; </li>
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<ul>
<li>I saw <strong>Patrick Gavin</strong> doing a karaoke version of Wind Beneath My Wings in Adams Morgan. It was both frightening and hilarious. </li>
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<ul>
<li><strong>Scott Stapp</strong>, formerly of Creed now solo rocker was seen hanging out on The Avenue at White Marsh yesterday [4/19]. Allegedly, he has in-laws that live up there.</li>
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<ul>
<li>It&#8217;s getting warm in Chicago, so they&#8217;re leaving the door to the Soprafinna restaurant on Madison and Dearborn open to the sidewalk. At peak hours, the line to wait to get your salad tossed (simmer down) extends out the open doorway. Right next to the open door is a glass revolving door. I was in the tail end of aforementioned salad tossing line today [4/20], standing in aforementioned doorway, when I saw none other than <strong>Patrick Fitzgerald</strong>, <span class="caps">U.S.</span> Attorney Extraordinaire, exiting through the revolving glass door right next to me. We locked eyes through the glass and time froze. I gave the one-up nod, as in &#8220;hey, I recognize you&#8230; what&#8217;s up?.&#8221; He gave the one-down nod, as in &#8220;I appreciate that you recognize me and I am a serious man.&#8221; It was effing awesome. I guess he&#8217;s spending some time in Chitown to suck up the credit for the conviction of our ex-governor, even though he didn&#8217;t do anything in the trial.  </li>
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<ul>
<li>Sunday night [4/16] at the Social Safeway in Georgetown , I kept running into <strong>Matt Cooper</strong> of Time Magazine and Plame fame. He&#8217;s just like he looks on TV: short, bald and fat. He drives a nice VW &#8220;sport wagon&#8221; and apparently does the shopping in the Cooper household. </li>
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<ul>
<li>Wednesday morning [4/19] as I was leaving McPherson Square metro, I saw <strong>James Carville</strong> walking across K and up 15th toward the station.  He looked remarkably serene and I almost didn&#8217;t recognize him. </li>
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<ul>
<li>Walking home through an almost-empty Lafayette Park recently I spotted a lone, oh-so-obvious Secret Service agent walking about ten feet in front of a couple that turned out to be Treasury Sec. <strong>John Snow</strong> and, perhaps, an aide. I walked within two feet of the embattled cabinet secretary, which clearly made the agent a little nervous. (Maybe it was my backpack.) Anyhoo, like a good Washingtonian, I pretended not to notice the group.</li>
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<ul>
<li>Saw <strong>Bill Clinton</strong> tonight [4/20] on <span class="caps">NYC&#8217;</span>s Upper West Side at Monaco, without the Mrs. C, and with a lovely blonde.  We were having a 20-30&#8217;s Jewish singles event at the bar across the street. We thought he&#8217;d be terribly interested in attending (Lewinsky anyone?), but he declined our invitation.  </li>
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<p>Finally, here&#8217;s the Hamas sighting that we blogged about <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/intelligence/just-call-us-curveball-168782.php">earlier</a>:</p>

<blockquote>About a week ago I was in Oman to work a conference (the World Summit on Innovation and Entrepreneurship&#8212;or some such acronym soup). On my way back to Qatar, a group of four bearded Arab gentleman in dark suits with security pins on the lapels walked past my seat with a fifth bearded, suit wearer of a slightly lighter hue (the suit, not the guy) between them.<p>After a Google images comparison, I&#8217;m convinced that it was the Foreign Minister of the new Palestinian Authority (a.k.a. a big shot in Hamas) <strong>Mahmoud Zahar </strong> . I can only assume that Zahar was begging alms from the stupidly rich Gulf countries in the wake of being cut off from American, Japanese and European tax dollars. The trip ended up going rather well for him&#8212; Qatar has pledged $50 million. Unfortunately for Zahar, the country needs something like $117 million a month to pay government salaries, so I suppose that I shouldn&#8217;t have been as shocked as I was that the guy was flying coach.</blockquote>

<p>And those are all the sightings that are fit to print!</p>&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/wonkd/wonkd-the-jowls-of-life-168894.php">Comment on this post</a></description>
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        <description><p>Really, this is just degrading &#8212; please, put John Snow out of his misery.

<p>And given the state of the <a href="http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/">national debt</a>, maybe the ninth graders should be giving Snow the &#8220;savings tips.&#8221;</p>

<p><strong>Earlier:</strong> <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/andy-card/john-snow-the-next-to-go-163546.php">John Snow: The Next To Go?</a></p>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:58:09 -0500</pubDate>
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        <description><p>SHAKE UP! SHAKE UP! SHAKE UP! <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Bush-Shake-Up.html">SHAKE UP!</a></p>

<blockquote>Signaling a possible shake-up among President Bush's senior advisers, the new White House chief of staff told top presidential aides Monday to expect changes that ''refresh and re-energize the team.'' He invited anyone who is thinking of leaving before year's end to do so now.<br><br>Joshua Bolten, who took over the top staff job late Friday, did not ask for anyone's resignation in his first Monday morning staff meeting with the president's senior aides, presidential spokesman Scott McClellan said. No one stepped forward to say they would leave, either, McClellan said.</blockquote>

<p>Oh <i>man</i>! A shake-up! And on the Note's day off, too! Well, not <i>really</i> a shake-up, but the possibility of a future shake-up is left open! It's like the same thing! Let's all speculate!</p>

<p><b>Who's Out</b><br />
Snow, McClellan, uh... a couple guys we've never heard of... and Elaine Chao. Trust us. She's <i>gone</i></p>

<p><b>Who's In</b><br />
Domestic Policy Advisor: Lou Dobbs.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Bush-Shake-Up.html">Bush's New Chief of Staff Signals Shake-Up</a> [AP via NYT]</p>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:10:46 -0500</pubDate>
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        <description><p>Wait, who?! Snow? McClellan? <span class="caps">CHENEY</span>?<br />

&#8230;</p>

<p>Oh. Well, uh, good thing we can get a live feed of <i>that</i> for only 10 bucks a month.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/"><span class="caps">CNN.</span>com</a><br />
<b>Earlier:</b> <a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/cnn/free-live-helicopter-mountain-footage-164109.php">Free Live Helicopter Mountain Footage!</a></p>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:17:34 -0500</pubDate>
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        <title>Daily Briefing: DeLayed Reaction</title>
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<ul>
<li> Administration is underfunding democracy-building in Iraq; security costs receive an &#8220;enormous share&#8221; of funds as democracy and infrastructure goals are scaled down.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040401626.html">WP</a>]</li>
<li> Rep. <b>Tom DeLay</b> &#8220;set the terms of his departure&#8221; to ensure some dignity was not lost; he was &#8220;dispirited&#8221; and viewed his Republican primary challengers as &#8220;gadflies and traitors.&#8221;  House ethics panel, meanwhile, will not investigate <b>DeLay</b> and other lawmakers.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040400513.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/washington/05delay.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_ethics05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114415357128816433.html"><span class="caps">WSJ</span></a>]</li>
<li> Senate Appropriations Committee adds billions to hurricane relief package.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/us/nationalspecial/05katrina.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]</li>
<li> GAO criticizes bulk of <b>Bush</b>&#8217;s global <span class="caps">AIDS </span>initiative.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040401628.html">WP</a>]</li>
<li> <b>John Snow</b> said to be seriously mulling retirement; White House seeks successor.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/washington/05bush.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114420365265217375.html"><span class="caps">WSJ</span></a>]</li>
<li> <b>DeLay</b> decision throws Texas political landscape into &#8220;electoral free-for-all.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/washington/05texas.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_texas05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]</li>
<li> Democratic takeover of the Senate is deemed &#8220;distant&#8221; but &#8220;possible.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_tidalwave05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-assess5apr05,1,7329851.story?coll=la-headlines-politics"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]</li>
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<ul>
<li> Sens. <b>John McCain</b> and <b>Jon Kyl</b> lead differing Republican packs on immigration; legislation is stalled.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040401625.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/washington/05immig.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114420494537117397.html"><span class="caps">WSJ</span></a>]</li>
<li> <b>Bush</b> tax cuts have reduced &#8220;taxes on incomes of more than $10 million by an average of about $500,000.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/business/05tax.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]</li>
<li> In wake of Rep. <b>Cynthia McKinney</b> incident, House Republicans issue resolution to applaud the Capitol Hill Police.  [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_mckinney05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]</li>
<li> Sen. <b>Russ Feingold</b> endorses the legalization of gay marriage.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040401624.html">WP</a>]</li>
<li> Deputy press secretary for Homeland Security arrested for allegedly using the Internet to seduce a minor.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040401973.html">WP</a>]</li>
<li> <b>DeLay</b> &#8220;embodied the fierce partisanship of his era.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/us/05assess.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_impact05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]</li>
<li> <b>DeLay</b> follows a long history of politicians who resign while vowing to continue the fight.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040402104.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-delay5apr05,1,3296451.story?coll=la-headlines-politics"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]</li>
<li> Most towns in Wisconsin approve referendum to bring the troops back from Iraq.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/04/AR2006040402317.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060405/a_wisconsin05.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>]</li>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:56:12 -0500</pubDate>
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<li>  <b>Josh Bolten</b> &#8220;is expected to press <b>President Bush</b> to assemble new economic and Congressional relations teams and overhaul the management of the West Wing.&#8221;  <b>John Snow</b> rumored to be on his way out.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/30/politics/30bush.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]</li>
<li>  Senate approves lobbying restrictions by vote of 90 to 8; activists are disappointed.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032902424.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/30/politics/30lobby.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114367132019211561.html">W$J</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060330/1a_lede30.art.htm"><span class="caps">USAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-lobby30mar30,1,4071374.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>]</li>
<li>  <b>Jack Abramoff</b> is sentenced to 70 months in jail in Florida fraud case.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032900387.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/30/politics/30abramoff.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>]</li>
<li>  Republicans could alienate Hispanic voting bloc with stance on immigration; topic is front and center as <b>Bush</b> meets with <b>Vicente Fox</b>.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/30/politics/30hispanics.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/30/international/americas/30mexico.html"><span class="caps">NYT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032902228.html">WP</a>]</li>
<li>  Administration will impose fuel standards on <span class="caps">SUV</span>s, minivans, and pickups, but environmentalists are unsatisfied.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114364845248011247.html">W$J</a>]</li>
<li>  <b>Bush</b> tells Iraqis, &#8220;It&#8217;s about time you get a unity government going.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032901339.html">WP</a>]</li>
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<li>  Democrats outline plan for national security in attempt to &#8220;neutralize the advantage Republicans have held on national security and terrorism issues.&#8221;  Sen. <b>Reid</b>: &#8220;We are uniting behind a national security agenda that is tough and smart, an agenda that will provide the real security <b>President Bush</b> has promised, but failed to deliver.&#8221;  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032900338.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-dems30mar30,1,3310193.story"><span class="caps">LAT</span></a>, <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060330-123111-4737r.htm">WT</a>]</li>
<li>  Republican colleagues complain Sen. <b>Frist</b> is pursuing presidential dreams ahead of party unity.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032902315.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060330-123109-4071r.htm">WT</a>]</li>
<li>  House Republicans face criticism from conservatives, moderates, and Democrats while they draft $2.7 trillion budget.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114368491405511898.html">W$J</a>]</li>
<li>  Court rules that Rep. <b>Jim McDermott</b> (D-Wash.) acted illegally in the leak of a taped conversation with Rep. <b>John Boehner</b> (R-Ohio) ten years ago.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032902131.html">WP</a>]</li>
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        <description><p>Yesterday, after <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/josh-bolten/yosh-up-card-down-meet-the-new-chief-of-staff-163352.php">Andrew Card&#8217;s resignation</a> was announced, we <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/andy-card/john-snow-the-next-to-go-163546.php">speculated</a> that Treasury Secretary John W. Snow might be the next Administration official to step down. A reader offered this support for the gossip: &#8220;I live across the street from Sec&#8217;y Snow, and I never see him or his security detail anymore.  The guy&#8217;s  **** in&#8217; done.&#8221;</p>

<p>But Snow&#8217;s not the only one who may be on his way out. A Wonkette operative offers up two other names: White House counselor Dan Bartlett, and everyone&#8217;s favorite press secretary, Scott McClellan. In terms of timing, look for them to be gone &#8220;by the summer.&#8221; No word yet on possible replacements for Bartlett or McClellan; &#8220;Nicolle Wallace is likely to stay as communications director.&#8221;</p>

<p>As for incoming chief of staff Josh Bolten, our source opines that he has his work cut out for him: &#8220;What Bolten will find &#8212; and he probably already knows &#8212; is that the WH is full of supremely talented people who are awful managers of other people.&#8221;</p>

<p>We&#8217;ve said it <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/josh-bolten/yosh-up-card-down-meet-the-new-chief-of-staff-163352.php">before</a>, we&#8217;ll say it again (because it can&#8217;t be said enough): Good luck, Yosh!</p>

<p><strong>Earlier</strong>: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/andy-card/john-snow-the-next-to-go-163546.php">John Snow: The Next To Go?</a><br />
<a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/josh-bolten/yosh-up-card-down-meet-the-new-chief-of-staff-163352.php">Yosh Up, Card Down: Meet the New Chief of Staff</a></p>
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        <description><p>Now that <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/josh-bolten/yosh-up-card-down-meet-the-new-chief-of-staff-163352.php">Andrew Card has resigned</a> as White House chief of staff, the parlor game has begun. Everyone is speculating: Is this just the first of a string of resignations? If so, who will be heading out the door next?</p>

<p>Last week, Fred Barnes <a href="http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110008116">recommended</a> that President Bush make some sweeping personnel changes: Condoleezza Rice to replace Dick Cheney as <span class="caps">VP,</span> Cheney to replace Donald Rumsfeld as DefSec, and replacements of Scott McClellan, Andy Card, and John Snow. Now that part of Barnes&#8217;s plan has come to pass &#8212; Card&#8217;s departure &#8212; the question becomes: What other changes are on the way?</p>

<p>It&#8217;s unlikely that Bush will go as far as Barnes and others have suggested. If only one of these changes will come to pass, bet on John Snow to be replaced as Treasury Secretary. The mainstream media has been rife with rumors about his departure, including the gossip that he agreed last fall to resign sometime this year. In addition, his <a href="http://www.nysun.com/article/29950">reduced visibility as of late</a> has been noted.</p>

<p>One Wonkette source, who correctly predicted Card&#8217;s resignation, cites &#8220;strong indicators&#8221; of Snow&#8217;s imminent departure. &#8220;I&#8217;d look for an announcement soon. Don&#8217;t be surprised to see Snow depart within the next 10 days.&#8221;</p>

<p>Very interesting&#8230; If you have anything to add on this subject, feel free to drop us a line.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110008116">A &#8216;Third Term&#8217; for Bush</a> [WSJ]<br />
<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-032806card_lat,0,2175617.story?coll=la-home-headlines">Card Resigns as White House Chief of Staff</a> [LAT] <br />
<a href="http://www.nysun.com/article/29950">Where in the World is John Snow?</a> [NY Sun]</p>

<p><strong>Earlier</strong>: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/josh-bolten/yosh-up-card-down-meet-the-new-chief-of-staff-163352.php">Yosh Up, Card Down: Meet the New Chief of Staff</a></p>
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        <description><p><b>&bull; <font color=63009C>Reliable Source:</font></b>  <b>John Snow</b> brings entourage of reporters, aides, and security to go holiday shopping. . .  D.C. Style magazine believes sex sells. . . <b>Bob Novak, Dan Snyder, Bernard Shaw</b> spotted at Redskins-Cowboys game.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/19/AR2005121902090.html">WP</a>]<br />
<b>&bull; <font color=63009C>Inside Politics:</font></b>  Media Research Center names CBS as the most liberal network in '05.   [<a href="http://insider.washingtontimes.com/articles/normal.php?StoryID=20051220-121652-2130r">WT</a>]<br />
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        <description><p><b>&bull;</b>   <i>Time</i> reporter <b>Viveca Novak</b> says <b>Karl Rove</b> was the likely source of a July 2003 article about <b>Valerie Plame</b>.  <b>Novak</b>: "I remember [<b>Rove</b>'s lawyer] looking at me and saying something to the effect of 'Karl doesn't have a [<b>Matt Cooper</b>] problem. He was not a source for Matt.'  I responded instinctively, thinking he was trying to spin me, and said something like, 'Are you sure about that? That's not what I hear around <i>Time</i>.' He looked surprised and very serious."  [<a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1139820,00.html">Time</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/12/politics/12leak.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113433461173019606-email.html">WSJ</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Sen. <b>Frist</b> threatens to use the "nuclear option" to save <b>Samuel Alito</b> from a filibuster.  Sen. <b>Lindsey Graham</b> (R-S.C.): "We're not close to a deal."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/11/AR2005121100344.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/12/politics/12abuse.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-alito12dec12,1,6107572.story?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   White House flack <b>Trent Duffy</b>: "What you will see more of next year is the president going back to the basics -- winning the war and growing the economy and creating jobs."  [<a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20051212-122657-8767r.htm">WT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Sen. <b>Clinton</b>'s quiet, centrist approach to Iraq "is drawing increasing scorn from liberal activists."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/11/AR2005121100846.html">WP</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Ronald Brownstein</b> on <b>Alito</b>'s abortion memos: "It's still not clear these disclosures will seriously threaten Alito's confirmation. And if they do not, both sides might need to rethink basic assumptions about the politics of the Supreme Court."  [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-outlook12dec12,1,7869095.column?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Gov. <b>Mark Warner</b> (D-Va.) tours battleground states for a head-start on '08.  <b>Warner</b>: "As Democrats, what we have to do is put forward ideas and candidates that can win in places like Florida, that can win in places like Virginia."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/12/national/12warner.html">NYT</a>]</p>
<p><b>&bull;</b>   Administration officials warn of impending caliphate; <b>Rumsfeld</b> says Iraq could "serve as the base of a new Islamic caliphate to extend throughout the Middle East, and which would threaten legitimate governments in Europe, Africa and Asia."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/12/politics/12letter.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   House and Senate have different views to the future of Medicaid.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/12/politics/12medicaid.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Attorney, professor, and author <b>John Yoo</b> believes "the constitution itself gives the president lots of leeway, allowing him to invade Iraq without congressional permission and to disregard such treaties as the Geneva Convention."  [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-et-yoo12dec12,1,3248253,full.story?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Gov.-elect <b>Corzine</b>'s appointment of <b>Robert Menendez</b> to his N.J. Senate seat fulfills childhood dream.  [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051212/a_menendez12.art.htm">USAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Investigators conclude <b>John Snow</b>'s ownership of bonds did not represent a conflict of interest.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113435229825219846-email.html">WSJ</a>]</p></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:16:34 -0500</pubDate>
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        <title>Wag the Dog: Special Holiday Edition</title>
        <description><p>Who do you get when you can't get Tom Arnold to star in your yuletide heartwarmer? Judging by "A Very Beazley Christmas," the White House's new 10-minute holiday epic, Department of Treasury Secretary John Snow and Department of Agriculture Secretary Mike Johanns. Yeah, we never heard of them either -- this thing is going straight to video. (Johanns does deliver a surprisingly intense and earnest performance, though.) Also:</p>

<p>1. How soon until Henry Waxman launches an investigation into how much this lavish, multi-set production with a cast of dozens cost American taxpayers?</p>

<p>2. Why does a mysterious black cat (i.e. traditional symbol of Satan) get a prominent cameo when there's no mention at all of Baby Jesus? President Bush can't even bring himself to mention the word "Christmas." Instead, he scolds Barney for not embracing "the true meaning of the holiday season." Concerned Christians of America, you have your opening.</p>

<p>3. George Stephanopoulos, you look way too happy to be in this thing.</p>

<p><span class="byline">&mdash; GREG BEATO</span></p>

<p><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/barneycam2005.wm.v.html">A Very Beazley Christmas</a> [White House]</p>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 13:23:29 -0500</pubDate>
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        <title>Daily Briefing: It's Alito</title>
        <description><p><b>&bull;</b>   <b>Bush</b> will nominate conservative appeals court Judge <b>Samuel Alito</b> to the Supreme Court; his resume is similar  to <b>John Roberts</b>' and he has upheld restrictions on abortion.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/31/AR2005103100180.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/politicsspecial1/31cnd-court.html">AP</a>, <a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&amp;storyID=2005-10-31T121756Z_01_MAR142185_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUSH-COURT-ALITO.xml">Reuters</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>  Filibuster fight may loom.  <b>Harry Reid</b>: "If he wants to divert attention from all of his many problems, he can send us somebody that is going to create a lot of problems."  <b>Arlen Specter</b>: "There could be a real tough battle here and a real tough fight, depending on whom the president puts up."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103000910.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/politicsspecial1/31confirm.html?hp&amp;ex=1130734800&amp;en=c34f7569d6ec9cad&amp;ei=5094&amp;partner=homepage">NYT</a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113072168695583854-email.html">WSJ</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-scotus31oct31,1,6063970.story?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   55% in Gallup Poll believe the <b>Bush</b> presidency is a failure; <b>Bush</b> starts a busy week of his comeback strategy with Supreme Court nomination.  <b>Nicolle Wallace</b>: "We'll be going around the [media] filter to communicate directly with the American people about the things they care about."  [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051031/1a_cover31.art.htm">USAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Reid</b> calls for <b>Rove</b>'s resignation and an apology from <b>Bush</b>; <b>Rove</b>, meanwhile, "remains in significant [legal] danger."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103000348.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31react.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20051031-120736-3453r.htm">WT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Bush</b> pays tribute to <b>Rosa Parks</b> at Capitol Hill ceremony.  <b>Condoleezza Rice</b> in Montgomery: "I can honestly say that without Mrs. Parks, I probably would not be standing here today as secretary of state."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31parks.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Scooter Libby</b> "has no sense of entitlement, no sense that he's been victimized. Just an attitude of 'circumstances have to be dealt with,'" says <b>Mary Matalin</b>; friends plan on establishing legal fund as his defense expands.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103001130.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31bush.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113071718547083789-email.html">WSJ</a>]</p>
<p><b>&bull;</b>   <b>Tim Russert</b>'s testimony helped indict <b>Libby</b>.  <b>Russert</b>: "We hate being in the middle of what we're reporting on, but it is what it is."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31russert.html?ei=5094&amp;en=718bd8b029cd45a9&amp;hp=&amp;ex=1130734800&amp;partner=homepage&amp;pagewanted=all">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051031/a_indictlegal31.art.htm">USAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Bush</b> is losing influence overseas.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113072755784783940-email.html">WSJ</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Congressional showdown seen over fiscal restraint.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31spend.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>John Snow</b> is ready and willing for far-reaching tax overhaul.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113070936360583660-email.html">WSJ</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Gerald Ford</b> set precedent for <b>Cheney</b> to testify.  [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113071666262583769-email.html">WSJ</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Clinton</b> administration alumni sympathize with current White House scandal victims.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31letter.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Ted Koppel</b> on the American death toll in Iraq passing 2,000: "The whole mood of the country has changed."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/business/31deaths.html?pagewanted=all">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Parties and candidates take in posthumous donations.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103000839.html">WP</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   The phrasing of another Washington scandal: "Government scandals allow ordinary people to use important-sounding language. They let us talk like insiders."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103001123.html">WP</a>]</p></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:35:45 -0500</pubDate>
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        <description><p><b>&bull;</b>   White House officials anticipate indictments from the leak investigation; scandals "have converged to disrupt <b>President Bush</b>'s agenda, distract aides and allies, and exacerbate political problems for an already weakened administration."  Senior administration official: "Everyone is going about the work at hand while bracing for the worst case."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101301955.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/national/14mood.html?pagewanted=all">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>McClellan</b> dismisses suggestion that <b>Harriet Miers</b> withdraw; press secretary tells reporters to focus on "her record and her qualifications."  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/national/14confirm.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20051013-114708-5170r.htm">WT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Bush</b> told <b>Blair</b> in January 2003 that he "wanted to go beyond Iraq" to contain WMDs; he specified Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/politics/14weapons.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>DeLay</b>'s phone records are subpoenaed.  "The thing is no big deal," says his attorney.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101301689.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/national/14delay.html">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   In private practice, <b>Miers</b> showed "a practical approach to the law with a commitment that everyone has a right to legal representation"; at times her efforts hinted at liberalism.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101301728.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-bar14oct14,1,2675488.story?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]</p>
<p><b>&bull;</b>   <b>Bush</b> a holds scripted video conference with ten troops in Iraq.  <b>Harry Reid</b>: "The American people and our brave troops deserve better than a photo-op for the president and a pep rally about Iraq. They deserve a plan."  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101300693.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/politics/14prexy.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051014/a_bush14.art.htm">USAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   CIA heralds establishment of National Clandestine Service to coordinate spying worldwide; DoD and the FBI will maintain autonomy.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101300919.html">WP</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/national/14intel.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20051013-110725-2743r.htm">WT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Frist</b> says the Senate will deal with border security before immigration reform.  [<a href="http://www.washtimes.com/national/20051013-114708-6345r.htm">WT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Brownback</b> "hopes that his combination of a humble, earnest style and broader focus on human rights, prison reform and other humanitarian issues will enable him to capitalize" on the issue of faith in 2008.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/national/14brownback.html?pagewanted=all">NYT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>John Snow</b> visits China to promote consumption and consumerism.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/business/14yuan.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB112923406957667981-email.html">WSJ</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   Former FDA commissioner would not participate in GAO inquiry of the agency's Plan B decision.  [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101301810.html">WP</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Rice</b>, in Tajikistan and Kazakhstan, repeats call for "free and fair elections" across Central Asia.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/14/international/asia/14rice.html">NYT</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051014/a_democracy14.art.htm">USAT</a>]<br />
<b>&bull;</b>   <b>Kerry</b> campaigns against California's Proposition 75.[<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-me-kerry14oct14,1,4914174.story?coll=la-headlines-politics">LAT</a>]</p></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:03:31 -0500</pubDate>
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