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        <title>White House Hotties: A Postscript</title>
        <description><p>As <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-the-winners-181661.php">promised</a>, here&#8217;s our quick postscript on our <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-the-winners-181661.php">White House Hotties contest</a>. We&#8217;re going to close the loop on a few items and offer up some amusing addenda about the competition.</p>

<p>First, a special message to the reader who sent us this email, well after the polls closed: &#8220;Mi voto es por Paul Skoczylas.&#8221; Sorry, but we didn&#8217;t count your  &#8220;voto.&#8221; In addition to being three hours late, it was excluded by our &#8220;English only&#8221; rule. </p>

<p>Second, in response to our <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-now-its-getting-ugly-181502.php">question</a> about the hotness of Josh McCoy, Ben Wilmoth&#8217;s unofficial campaign manager, we received a photograph of Josh. You can check it out <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-a-postscript-181765.php">after the jump</a>.</p>

<p>Third, we received several additional pictures of the <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-the-winners-181661.php">male hottie winner</a>, David Copley. They also appear <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-a-postscript-181765.php">after the jump</a>. </p>

<p>Finally, even though their candidate didn&#8217;t win, we have to give a Wonkette salute to the supporters of Emily House. &#8220;Team Emily&#8221; came up with the most innovative and creative campaign by far. Check out their blog <a href="http://www.gethoused.blogspot.com/">here</a>, their new T-shirt design <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/teamemily">here</a>, and their latest campaign video here:</p>

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<p>Additional statements from Team Emily, as well as an earlier campaign video, appear <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-a-postscript-181765.php">after the jump</a>.</p>

<p>We had fun with the White House Hotties contest &#8212; and it seems like <a href="http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/archive/june2006.htm">the Bushies did too</a>. So check back soon, to learn about our next exciting hotties competition.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the photo of Josh McCoy; you can judge for yourself whether he was unfairly passed over. We think that he compares favorably to several of the nominees. (But then again, what do we know? Fran Townsend came in dead last among the female hotties.)</p>

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<p>And here are the additional photos of Dave Copley, your number one White House hottie.</p>

<p><em>No, this wasn&#8217;t taken at Madame Tussauds.</em></p>

<p><em>Everyone loves a man in uniform!</em></p>

<p><em>Atop the rubble that was Al-Zarqawi&#8217;s not-so-safe-house.</em></p>

<p>Here&#8217;s the first campaign video crafted by Team Emily:</p>

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<p>Finally, here&#8217;s an official statement from a representative of Team Emily:</p>

<blockquote>Wonkette - First of all, we would like to point out that from the beginning Team Emily has gone on the record saying we are big fans of Mary Anne and know she had nothing to do with the <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-now-its-getting-ugly-181502.php">vicious attacks</a> on Emily from her fringe supporters.<p>Team Emily had a busy weekend campaigning/pursuing cirrhosis in earnest in Georgetown and at the Courage Cup (because if there is anything Team Emily loves more than charity events, it&#8217;s charity events that involve socially acceptable day drinking).  Regrouping on Sunday, we opened the Texas Team Emily office where our professional media team (seriously) spent the weekend making a new t-shirt design (<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/teamemily">www.cafepress.com/teamemily</a>) and also our first web ad (attached).<p>We have also assembled the Team Emily legal team that is ready to deploy and challenge the results if we feel there are irregularities.  James A. Baker <span class="caps">III </span>is just a phone call away from coming up here to take command of the post election period.</blockquote>

<p>Taylor Hughes won the contest by a sizable margin, so we believe that no legal challenge is warranted. But as for who should be viewed as the runner-up, ready to step in if Taylor is unable to fulfill her duties &#8212; or if nude photos of her surface in Penthouse, a la Vanessa Williams &#8212; there may be some dispute. After the polls closed, a mysterious extra vote for Mary Anne Calamas materialized. That vote turned a tie between House and Calamas into a one-vote victory for Mary Anne&#8230;</p>

<p>(We think it has something to do with the polling feature of Movable Type. This kind of problem has <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/barney-frank/congressional-catfight-what-the- **** -is-going-on-174424.php">happened to us before</a>.)</p>

<p><strong>Earlier</strong>: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house-hotties/">Prior coverage of the White House Hotties contest</a> (scroll down).</p>&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-a-postscript-181765.php">Comment on this post</a></description>
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        <title>White House Hotties: Now It's Getting Ugly</title>
        <description><p>The polls in our White House Hotties contest &#8212; click <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/white-house-hotties-the-women-180970.php">here</a> to vote in the women&#8217;s race, and <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/white-house-hotties-the-men-181055.php">here</a> to vote in the men&#8217;s &#8212; will stay open until Monday at 10 <span class="caps">AM.</span> As of Saturday afternoon, Taylor Hughes leads the women, and David Copley leads the men.</p>

<p>But there&#8217;s still time for their competition to catch up. And as we enter the home stretch, the hotties and their supporters are pulling out all the stops. Campaign strategies are being crafted; dirty tricks are being played. Accusations of improper conduct &#8212; and vigorous responses thereto &#8212; are flying.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-now-its-getting-ugly-181502.php">After the jump</a> &#8212; i.e., click on that pointing finger indicating &#8220;More&#8221; &#8212; you can check out the latest claims and defenses.</p>
<p>First, advocates of Mary Anne Calamas want to respond to the <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/top/white-house-hotties-campaign-strategies-voting-irregularities-181374.php">charges</a> leveled against them by the partisans of Emily House (a.k.a. &#8220;Team Emily&#8221;). One of Mary Anne&#8217;s supporters, Jeff Segal, writes:</p>

<blockquote>I&#8217;d like to stand up for my archaeologist friend and put to rest the speculation that he was behind the nomination &#8212; it was I, the Eric Clapton to Ben and Mary Anne&#8217;s George &amp; Patty Harrison. Although Team WhoreHouse wants to drag this race into the gutter, I have faith that the Wonkette public will see through their shenanigans and vote for the true Hottie.<p>Jeff - you can use my name&#8230; I&#8217;m not afraid of Emily&#8217;s goons.</blockquote>Jeff may not have known this, but Mary Anne&#8217;s boyfriend, Benjamin Bradshaw, also wrote in to nominate her (and there&#8217;s nothing wrong with that; his email was very sweet). But Ben does want to rebut the charge that he has voted multiple times:

<blockquote>I am surprised that such a fine news source as Wonkette is willing to broadcast such unsubstantiated allegations as have been levelled against me.  The truth of the matter is that I do not have the resources as an archaeologist to mount any sort of campaigns aside from the eternal campaign of paying rent.<p>As I am using a dial-up connection in Gloucester County, VA (I&#8217;ll wait while you try to find it on a map), I do not have the patience or time to vote repeatedly, as alleged. Aside from the few emails to friends and families, Ms. Calamas has earned her votes by the sheer radiance of her own beauty.<p>Respectfully,<p>Benjamin Bradshaw (aka Hairy Jewish Liberal)</blockquote>

<p>There have also been charges of campaigning on the men&#8217;s side &#8212; which we don&#8217;t have a problem with, but perhaps others might view it as overzealous or embarrassing. Here&#8217;s an email from a White House tipster:</p>

<blockquote>Apparently there is a voting campaign on the men&#8217;s side. Josh McCoy has sent out no less than three emails encouraging votes for Ben Wilmoth and held a strategy session. What is a guy doing leading a campaign for another guy to be voted hot? Does Ben not have any girl friends?</blockquote>

<p>Ouch! But now we&#8217;re curious about this Josh McCoy character. Is he a hottie who was unfortunately passed over during the nominations process? Is he trying to enjoy a vicarious victory through his friend Ben?</p>

<p>If so, Josh has his work cut out for him. As of Saturday at 3:30 <span class="caps">PM,</span> Ben Wilmoth has 279 votes. Wilmoth is far behind the first and second place hotties right now, Dave Copley (666 votes &#8212; yikes!) and Jeb Mason (573 votes).</p>

<p>But over 36 hours of quality voting time remain &#8212; and as everyone in politics knows, it ain&#8217;t over &#8216;til it&#8217;s over.</p>&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-now-its-getting-ugly-181502.php">Comment on this post</a></description>
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