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Fuck It, Nothing But Pictures of Katherine Harris For the Rest of the Day

We gotta admit: We don’t get it. Katherine Harris has everything going for her. She’s crazy, she’s come in to a great deal of money, she’s got big fake tits — this Nelson guy should be a dim memory by now. But still, all we see is stuff like this:

Former campaign manager Jim Dornan, who resigned in November, said, “She had the best people in the country. She can’t get any better than that.

“This is a campaign that is spiraling downward by the minute,” he said, adding she should drop out of the race.

Among those resigning over the weekend were Ed Rollins, a political adviser to President Reagan; campaign manager Jamie Miller; press secretary Morgan Dobbs; and other key staff.

All right, we’re bringing out the big guns (so to speak). Here are more pictures of Katherine Harris. REMEMBER TO VOTE!
http://www.wonkette.com/images/2006/04/harrisdinner-thumb.jpg After the jump: Katherine Harris with the road cast of Cocoon: The Musical, and America’s Sexiest Senate Candidate IN A CAGE WITH A BIG CAT. We shit you not.

http://www.wonkette.com/images/2006/04/harrisoldpeople-thumb.JPG Click to enlarge! Is this like the single most Florida photograph in the history of photography or what?
http://www.wonkette.com/images/2006/04/harriscage-thumb.jpg OMG WE JUST HAD LIKE 10 ORGASMS

Thanks to Hotline’s brilliant contest for that last one.

Katherine Harris Campaign Loses Core Staff [AP via Yahoo]

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OMG that is H O T !! She's really appealing to the bad boy in me... just think, that cat could skin her with its teeth.

I love it that the two guys on the right in the first pic are totally checking out her rack in a "love to get my hands on those babies" kind of way.

OMG Like Whoa!

I'd skin her with my teeth!

She's definitely rockin that naughty stewardess thing in the second picture down! Did I say stewardess? I meant flight attendant.

Why is she dressed like a stewardess in that middle picture?

Check out the pants in the cat pic -- she could be the ass-kicking evil politician in the next Charlie's Angels flick.

Katherine Harris, the uber-cougar?

I submit: yes. Mrrraaoooow!

Can we get a picture of her dressed up like that cat? Then have her roll around with the cat? Roar.

I'm down with the big fakies and what have you, but has anyone noticed that she seems to age 20 years from picture to picture?

I'd need guarantees that I'd be motor-boating the one in the last picture and not the old, Crypt Keeper she was in all the 2000 election shots.

she looks photoshopped into the first photo. also, what is up with her mouth. scary.

Jeez, please! I just ate lunch.

What if they're not fake?

Then may God have mercy on us all.

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