Here is a Picture of Katherine Harris Wearing Pink Spandex and Riding a Horse. You May Thank Us At Your Leisure.
If it’s true that she’s announcing the end of her hilariously inept Senate campaign this week, we just want to say: we’re sorry we haven’t been making as much of of you as we should’ve, Katherine Harris. To make up for it, here’s a picture of you riding a horse:
That ought to make up for the last month or so. Good luck! Stay in it, Kate! It’s still a long time until November, and we have so few other candidates who can pull off the skin-tight pink bodysuit, cinched Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, and cowboy boots look. Especially since Tom Malin lost his primary.
Harris to Reveal if She Plans to Stay In Race [Miami Herald]
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This is one great historical "Katherine" for whom the horse rumors WILL prove to be more than unsubstantiated conjecture.
Ooh! It's Failed Politician Barbie, complete with Consolation Prize Equestrian Playset! I want one, mommy!
by blithespirit on 03/14/06 10:56 AM
I dont care what all you H8ers have to say. She's Hawt.
Best plastic surgery $ can buy!
by YouBastard! on 03/14/06 11:12 AM
Fantatistic picture, horrible news. I actually thought her big announcement would be something like, "and I really think I'm gonna win!!!"
by RyanAdams on 03/14/06 11:22 AM
Besides her whole make up issues, is just me, or are those breasts ridiculously pneumatically enhanced? I mean, she is from Florida, where if you aren't dying, you're getting injected with something.
by Ascender on 03/14/06 11:26 AM
Whenever she gets near the President, they start glowing like the chick's in Top Secret!
by norbizness on 03/14/06 11:50 AM
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