More Katherine Harris: By Popular Request
Let’s return, shall we, to Katherine Harris. Firstly, we’re hearing vague rumors of further implication in WatergateGate (the bit with contractors and bribery, not necessarily the poker parties, unfortunately). Considering the dinner date scandal, it’s not that surprising or far-fetched.
Secondly, we deeply apologize for forgetting to include a bunch of salacious insinuations and double-entendre in our earlier post re. Harris “dating” Charlie Crist, who, as we all remember, is a closet liberal. Who loves women. Women like Katherine Harris, the womanest woman on Capitol Hill. Seriously, we’d take her over Bo Derek any day, if we had to suggest an air of undeniable hetereosexuality. So, yeah, Katy “dated” Crist in the late ’80s. Titter titter. Seriously, it’s a weird story overall, and we think there’s very probably a reason why it came out (so to speak) now, and not any other time in the last 20 years. Some of the less respectable journalists in FLA oughtta look into it.
Then there’s this brilliant Robin Givhanesque piece in the St. Petersburg Times, quickly becoming our favorite newspaper in the country, all about Harris’ outfit from the now famous minute-long tarmac handshake with the President.
The suit is “very sexy, very alluring, but I don’t think that’s the kind of message she wants to send,” said Kelly Machbitz, a member of the Association of Image Consultants International and a monthly makeover contributor to WTVT-Ch. 13’s Good Day Tampa Bay.
PLEASE KEEP THE MAKEOVER PEOPLE AWAY FROM OUR KATY. We love her just the way she is, as God and medical science made her.
Finally, after the jump, watch Harris-mania spread across Florida like sensationalist alligator-attack articles.
The Gainesville Sun throws a fun little kicker at the end of an otherwise bland story about the “nonpartisan Forum Club of the Palm Beaches.”
In closing Monday’s event, forum club President Dennis Gallon announced next month’s attendee - U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris - to which the crowd responded with a resoundingly painful, “Uuuuhhhhhh.”
Davis, Smith Differ in Style [Gainesville Sun]
Not Her Strong Suit [SPT]
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The guy between Katherine Harris and Jeb Bush in that photo is Congressman Adam Putnam? Is he taking a leave of absence from middle school to serve his term? Cripes hanna, the guy looks like he's 12 years old.
by Terry in Silver Spring on 05/16/06 04:34 PM
Adam: (whisper) What the hell is she doing?
Jeb: Boy, the beautiful ones are always crazy.
by FlaTipster on 05/16/06 04:52 PM
Smitros wrote "jazz hands" but I read "jizz hands". I don't think I was that far off.
by chgo921 on 05/16/06 05:41 PM
After the 2000 elections, everytime she goes outside she does that just waiting for God to smite her.
If you are going to tease the Lord, sweetie, make sure those giant boobs are properly grounded.
by Corey in DC on 05/17/06 09:05 AM
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