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Wonkette, Politics for People with Dirty Minds


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Friday05052006

Metro Section: Berserker Rage!

  • Will the kind gentleman from across the pond please refrain from burning down our fair city’s pubs, regardless of how corny they may be. [UPI]
  • Young, upwardly-mobile professionals can’t really get “out.” For them, each neighborhood they invade is only a flagstone in the garden path towards an ever receding notion of success. But yeah, they’ll all be back in Virginia in 10 years, max. [Bubblemeter]
  • A toast for anyone who has ever been used as a private OnStar service by their drunken friends, here here! [East Village Idiot]

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