



Metro Section: Berserker Rage!
- Will the kind gentleman from across the pond please refrain from burning down our fair city’s pubs, regardless of how corny they may be. [UPI]
- Young, upwardly-mobile professionals can’t really get “out.” For them, each neighborhood they invade is only a flagstone in the garden path towards an ever receding notion of success. But yeah, they’ll all be back in Virginia in 10 years, max. [Bubblemeter]
- A toast for anyone who has ever been used as a private OnStar service by their drunken friends, here here! [East Village Idiot]
READ MORE: DC, crime, die yuppie scum, drinking, euan blair, gentrification, metro, metro section, tony blair, washington times, yuppies
To leave a comment, please login with your Wonkette comments username and password. (How can I become a commenter?)
Warning: include(floater.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/metro/metro-section-berserker-rage-172006.php on line 147
Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'floater.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress_3//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/metro/metro-section-berserker-rage-172006.php on line 147



