Metro Section: Brought To You By Vandelay Industries
- The drug habit Washington just can’t seem to kick: responsibility. [Blue Dog Art & Design]
- Democracy without hooch is like cookies without milk. [Another Day In DC]
- Michelle Malkin: “smokin’ hot;” smells of “evil and bullshit.” [The DC Universe]
- Tomorrow’s pre-fireworks concert to be hosted by George Costanza and feature no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton. Thanks Lockheed Martin! [PBS via Melissa the Misanthrope]
- DC has museums for everything. [The Goodspeed Update]
READ MORE: booze, drugs, fireworks, fourth of july, metro, metro section, michelle malkin, museums, nerds
Sponsored Links 
To leave a comment, please login with your Wonkette comments username and password. (How can I become a commenter?)
Warning: include(floater.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/metro/metro-section-brought-to-you-by-vandelay-industries-185044.php on line 169
Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'floater.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress_3//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/metro/metro-section-brought-to-you-by-vandelay-industries-185044.php on line 169