Wonkette

* Maybe the souvenir stand just isn’t interested in selling the merchandise of NFL teams with blatantly racist names. That, or the reports of Dan Snyder’s non-licensed jersey death squad are more accurate than we thought. [Freakonomics]* Post columnist Bob Levey doesn’t realize how he sounds when he claims that there’s a conspiracy of bloggers out to spread conspiracy theories. [Metroblogging DC]

* There’s no reason to go to Virginia other than the airport, but if you do, take this guide with you. [DC Urban Family]

* Is it really a rule that if the cops find money in the freezer, someone has to make the “cold hard cash” joke? [More Than My Luggage]

* By now, it’s a good bet the bowtie is undone, the sleeves are rolled-up, and he’s got the crazy, “win-enough-to-actually-buy-a-house-in-the-city-I’m-the-mayor-of” look in his eye. [City Paper]