http://www.wonkette.com/ Politics for People with Dirty Minds http://www.wonkette.com/archives/terms-of-use-013564.php en-us 2006-03-06T09:30:57-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/michael-kors/the-oscars-our-guide-to-faking-it-158520.php So you didn't watch the Academy Awards last night. Well, that's okay; with the help of this handy little guide, you can pretend that you did. The Oscars lie more squarely within the jurisdiction of our L.A. and New York... 158520@http://www.wonkette.com/ michael kors 2006-03-06T09:30:57-05:00