Gossip Roundup: Still Spinning

• Heard on the Hill: Fitness instructor was “horrified” to find out that the Bush twins were in his spin class after he made jokes about the president and distributed a DVD of “Bushisms”… Tennessee House candidate Joe Ford Jr. uses MySpace instead of an official campaign site. [Roll Call]
• Reliable Source: Drew Lachey and Steve Case are also attending the Correspondents’ Association Dinner… Euan Blair has a late, antic-filled night… Birthday party for WRC anchor Wendy Rieger is nearly ruined by the Cheneys and the Rumsfelds. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Reps. Grace Napolitano (D-Calif.) and Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) are the only House members who did not sponsor a single bill during this session… Princeton students Lauren Bush, presidential niece, and Harrison Frist, son of the senator, helped to select Bill Clinton as commencement speaker. [The Hill]
• Inside the Beltway: Politicians announce their commencement speech plans… Sandra Day O’Connor: “I was disappointed to see the percentage of women on the court drop by 50 percent.” [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: Mick Jagger won’t give up his hotel suite in Vienna for Bush… Bill Clinton, in Las Vegas, “enjoying Grey Goose, sea bass and apple pie.” [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Laura Bush holds White House screening of “Akeelah and the Bee.” [NYDN]

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Gossip Roundup: What’s Being Said

• Reliable Source: Andrea Mitchell, Alan Greenspan win Porsche Boxster in raffle but can’t accept because of regulations… Dean dined with Mick Jagger at Cafe Milano… Ashcroft received additional security search at Reagan Airport. [WP]
• Inside the Beltway: Hillary and Landrieu cancel appearances at roast of Barbara Walters… Kerry, Edwards tied for second place behind Hillary in ‘08 poll. [WT]
• Cindy Adams: It’s “being said is that [the Miers] nomination came about because of Judith Miller. That the investigation and possible conspiracy charge against Cheney and Rove over this CIA agent Valerie Plame leak is one more thing Bush doesn’t need to handle… The president picked her because he cannot step in more doo doo.” [NYP]
• Liz Smith: Red Cross benefit emceed by Jon Stewart will honor Bill Clinton. [NYP]

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Gossip Roundup: Looking High and Low

• Reliable Source: Rachel Dratch preparing to play Miers on “Saturday Night Life”… Jason Binn criticized for putting minor contributors on masthead of Capitol File magazine… Mick Jagger tells MCI Center audience: “[Miers] looked high. She looked low. In the morning, she looked in the mirror and said, ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest judge of all?’” [WP]
• Rush & Molloy: Fox News flack doesn’t know if anchor and Condi-fan Lauren Green is gay. [NYDN]
• Inside the Beltway: Hillary, Landrieu, Hughes to roast Barbara Walters tonight. [WT]
• Liz Smith: Michael Wolff speculates about Cheney in ‘08. [NYP]

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Gossip Roundup: Sweet Neo Con

• Names & Faces: Clint Eastwood was filming at Iwo Jima Memorial yesterday; Rumsfeld stopped by and WTOP’s Frank Herzog was an extra. [WP]
• Page Six: Mick Jagger has a new song about Bush called “Sweet Neo Con.” Lyrics: “You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot. Well, I think your are full of shit.” [NYP]

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