The Muslims: And They Roast Christian Babies On Spits and Eat Them, Too

Do we make too much fun of right-wing pundit Ann Coulter in these pages?

Well, here at Wonkette we pride ourselves on being “fair and balanced.” Sometimes we make fun of conservatives; sometimes we make fun of liberals. Sometimes we mock Ann Coulter; sometimes we reprint reader email praising her to the heavens:

I read with considerable interest (Feb 15th) an article by Ann Coulter, whom I have never come across before… She’s saying exactly, precisely, what the semi-literate masses (of which I consider myself one of) have been thinking, dared to think, for the last half century: that they, the Muslims, have succeeded in invading the West by stealth, the West too interested in cheap labour and watching Coronation street to realize that the armies of the night have been and still are, marching endlessly, silently, surreptitiously, relentlessly, to their ultimate goal of total absorption and control of the West.

This is a fact which only in the light of the recent Danish disturbances have the Governments of the West lifted their snouts out of the troughs of corruption and had to face the reality of Islam, which is now firmly established in every street in Europe. These “pleasant, unassuming, individuals,” simply waiting for the signal to rise up and fall mercilessly upon all peoples, cultures, that do not abide by the Koran.

More disturbing yet fascinating rantings, after the jump.

Our correspondent continues:

The signal will not be the opening bars of Beethoven’s Fifth… more likely a discordant clarion call, unrecognizable to people embedded in football and as mentioned, Coronation street, a noise which will reverberate from the myriad slums of Indonesia, to that once “green and pleasant land” England and the darkest depths of Hackney…

Ms. Coulter should call, more pointedly, for an attack on the Trojan horse within our borders… “Rivers of blood” will flow without precedent… as Mr. Enoch Powell so accurately predicted, so very long ago.

As a Englishman, I have no knowledge of American politics other then fed to me by the “media.” (I do not know if Bush is a Republican or a Democrat; does it make a difference?) I would like to say my reaction to Ann Coulter being she is “something else,” irrespective of whatever political label is attached to her.

A remarkable woman.

Evidently, some Americans consider her a pariah.

Umm, yeah, thanks… Anything else you’d like to share with class today?

But before you condemn this reader for thinking paranoid and intemperate thoughts, remember: he lives in England. That’s where Burger King was forced to withdraw its ice-cream dessert, after Muslims protested that a logo on the lid looked too much like the Arabic inscription for Allah (see pictures at left). And if “the Muslims” took away your ice cream, wouldn’t you be pissed too?

Wonkette readers, we love you — you make our jobs so easy! We get paid to press control-C, control-V, all day long. (Then again, so do corporate lawyers — and they make much more money.)

Allah Swirly Cone - “This is my jihad” [The Politburo Diktat]
UK: ‘Allah’ Ice-Creams Banned [Dhimmi Watch]

Earlier: When Ann Coulter Commits Voter Fraud, She Commits Voter Fraud, Dammit

READ MORE: ann coulter, cartoons, conspiracies, ice cream, islam, letters from crazy englishmen, mohammed, muhammad, treason

Remainders: The Multimedia Edition

It has been a long day, and our eyes are tired. Here are three links that require little or no reading:

• Look at the “Muhammad Descending a Staircase” cartoon (which actually raises an interesting question). [Daryl Cagle/MSNBC]

• Listen to “Cheney’s Got a Gun.” [The Bob Rivers Show (mp3 download)]

• Blow off steam by playing “Cheney’s Fury.” [AddictingGames.com]

READ MORE: Remainders, cartoons, dick cheney, guns, hunting accidents, mohammed, muhammad

Iran’s Answer to “Freedom Fries”

No, this isn’t from The Onion:

Iranians love Danish pastries, but when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they now have to ask for “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad.”

Bakeries across the capital were covering up their ads for Danish pastries Thursday after the confectioners’ union ordered the name change in retaliation for caricatures of the Muslim prophet published in a Danish newspaper.

In other news, Sara Lee’s Iranian subsidiary has changed its corporate slogan to “Nobody Doesn’t Like 72 Virgins.”

Iran Renames Danish Pastries [AP]
Iranians Turn On Danish Pastries in Cartoon Row [Reuters]

READ MORE: cartoons, danish, danishes, iran, mohammed, muhammad, pastries, sara lee, top

Now America Will Start Caring About the Cartoon Controversy

Sometimes there’s a gap between (1) what the “chattering classes” are talking about and (2) what ordinary Americans are interested in.

With respect to the whole “Mohammed cartoons controversy,” that gap is about to close:

Cartoon Protesters Attack Pizza Hut, KFC, McDonald’s [CNN]

READ MORE: CNN, Media, cartoons, chattering classes, fast food, mohammed, muhammad, riots, violence

Remainders: Those Goddam Cartoons Edition

• “What if Mohammed’s goin on a trip an hasta get a new passport picture?” “Then God smites the DMV.” [Fafblog]
• Here’s a pretty good example of how quickly these things get out of hand. Won’t somebody help this man get a damn Fatwa? [alicublog]
• I’m alive, I’m dead, I’m the stranger… offending an Arab [Corner/NRO]
• When you come down to it, when isn’t it a great week for mealy-mouthed dumb-assitude? [TMN]

READ MORE: cartoons, fatwas, mealy-mouthed dumb-assitude, muhammad, riots, violence