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Monday07032006

Happy No News Day!

siesta.jpgJuly 3, 2006: Top Stories:
  • North Korea: Still have nuclear weapons, still want to bomb the shit out of us.
  • Al-Zarqawi: Still dead, still causing trouble.
  • Sy Hersh: Still concerned about how we want to bomb the shit out of Iran.
  • Space program: Still pointless, dangerous joke.

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Shuttle delay for a 5" crack in foam insulation? Send someone out to Home Depot for a can or two of "Foam-O-Fill", fix it and get the damn thing into orbit. Where is the "can-do" spirit here on the 4th of July???

by kumquatnation on 07/03/06 03:55 PM

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