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Talk about finding the right man for the job! Former Ambassador to Honduras and other funny foreign places, John Negroponte — better known as Mr. “Honduran death squads? La la la, I don’t see any Honduran death squads!” — to supervise 15 intelligence agencies. Awesome, the dude who gives new meaning to the phrase “couldn’t find ass with both hands.”Also: we have 15 intelligence agencies? Who knew? —C.S.
Negroponte [Google News]