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Gossip Roundup: Moneybags & Melhman’s Dating Life

  • Under the Dome: Justice Antonin Scalia drunk Corona and mingled with actress Doris Roberts at the Bloomberg party before looking “uncomfortable” with Ludacris… Meanwhile, Ludacris doesn’t care about Steve ScullyAnna Kournikova and Drew Lachey were among the no-shows. [The Hill]
  • Heard on the Hill: “A longtime aide to a senior Democratic Senator” stole George Clooney’s place card… Cartoonist/author Anthony Haden-Guest fell asleep during Stephen Colbert’s routine… Court TV is opening a D.C. bureau. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Bush’s low approval rating equal good business for impersonator Steve Bridges: “If they’re too high, people get nervous: ‘Is it okay to make fun of the president?’”… Bloomberg reporter Janine Zacharia scores a private lunch with Condoleezza Rice and Tiki Barber at the State Department. [WP]
  • Page Six: Blind item asks, “Which Democratic party moneybags is getting divorced because he diddled with a candidate’s daughter? To cap it off, his wife, the mother of his children then had a go with her personal trainer (a woman).” [NYP]
  • Rush & Molloy: Ken Mehlman: “I’m not gay. But those stories did a number on my dating life for six months.” [NYDN]

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I might be mistaken, but I thought "diddle" was a transitive verb. The preposition "with" should be omitted.

You may be correct, Smitros, unless (dare I hope?) what they mean is that he and the candidate's daughter joined forces to diddle unnamed third persons. In that case, the text above is correct. And much saucier!!!

I think that Page Six item effectively rebuts the GQ list of ten reasons why the GOP is better in bed (seriously, the gay GOPers aren't fun in bed because nothing is sufficiently kinky for them -- it's hard to top daily self-flagellation).

Sham marriage with the wife diddling a female personal trainer while the husband boinks a candidate's daughter? If the writers of 'Commander in Chief' read Wonkette, they'd have a 21.0 rating and 30 share.

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