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A few months back, we introduced you to Pierce Mallon Bush, nephew of the President, son of mild fuckup Neil, brother to the hot Bush, Lauren. We learned to love that little scamp, knahahmsayin’?

Pierce, 20, is a student at the University of Texas in Austin. And, oh yes, he’s on Facebook. After the jump, what may well be the political scion Facebook mother lode. Bud light, bitches, and scantily clad bums — don’t say we never did anything for you.

Before we get more email — we know that’s Austin celebrity vagrant-transexual Leslie Cochran. You might as well give Pierce the keys to the governor’s mansion now, in other words.

Pierce Bush [Facebook]
Related: Wonkette coverage of Pierce Bush