More Breaking News: The Apocalypse Is Near

Some bad news from the West Coast:

Plague, of course, is one of the classic signs of the apocalypse. And here are a few others:

• Fire: Check. At that holy site called the Heritage Foundation, no less.
• Wars: Check.
• Rumors of wars: Check. Thanks, Sy.
• A spree of false Christs and/or Messiahs: Check. That’s what all this “Gospel of Judas” business is all about.
• The birth of the Antichrist: Check. And the TomKitten is named Suri, which means “utterly fucked” in Persian.

Finally, earlier this week, Robin Givhan won a Pulitzer Prize.

Wow. We’re seriously, seriously fucked.

Case of bubonic plague confirmed in L.A. [CNN]
Apocalpyse [rotten.com]

Earlier: BREAKING: Fire at the Heritage Foundation
Sy Hersh: Life of the Party
BREAKING: ROBIN GIVHAN WON A PULITZER!
Related: BREAKING: Tom and Katie’s Publicist Gives Birth on Their Behalf [Gawker]

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