We’ll be the first to admit it: we’re as addicted to reader polls as Patrick Kennedy is to painkillers. Normally we wouldn’t indulge ourselves in this fashion. But hey, guess what — it’s Friday!
On the left: Dustee Tucker, the HUD spokeshottie at the eye of the storm surrounding Secretary Alphonso Jackson’s recent controversial remarks.
On the right: Stormie Janzen, a staffer to Senator Jeff Sessions, whose racy blog gave rise to a mini-scandal a few months ago.
Two hotties, both alike in dignity,
In fair Washington, where we lay our scene.
Here’s what we want to know from you:
Update: A second Dustee-versus-Stormie poll, concerning who is the hotter of the pair, can be accessed here.





